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earthinessed adj. The state of being drunk and earthy enough to regard mud as a reasonable route home. Derrice was earthinessed by closing time and chose the muddy shortcut with quiet confidence. earthinged (/ˈɜː(ɹ)θɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has been planted, buried, or otherwise settled before departure. Bryanah was earthinged beside the coat rack while friends negotiated the final taxi. earthismed adj. The drunkenness of one who puts the condition of the ground before the question of getting home. Corrice became earthismed and postponed the taxi to inspect the pavement for damage. earthisted adj. Reduced by drink to treating every delay, coat, and taxi as an environmental question. Aaryash grew earthisted before last orders and opposed the taxi on ecological grounds. earthlessnessed adj. Softened by drink into feeling that the journey home has no ground beneath it. Foxx was earthlessnessed by the final round and held the taxi door for support. earthlied (/ˈəːθlid/) adj. Drunk and terrestrial, with the evening reduced to pavement, gravity, and getting indoors. Candido was earthlied by midnight and required the pavement to remain beneath him at all times. earthlighted adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking reflected pavement light for a route home. Virasat got earthlighted and followed the glow from a puddle towards the wrong station. earthlinessed adj. Loosened by drink into a thoroughly terrestrial concern with mud, pavement, and the nearest doorway. Sheniah was earthlinessed by last orders and discussed the pavement as though it were family. earthlinged (/ˈɜːθlɪŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to till the pavement, plough through the coats, and cultivate a route home. Kaelea became earthlinged and furrowed the queue for the cloakroom with determined steps. earthlored adj. Slowed by drink to explaining the planet's entire history before accepting a lift home. Daveah went earthlored at last orders and lectured the taxi driver on local strata. earthly branched adj. Drunk to the point where every route home divides into twelve equally convincing departures. Burlyn became earthly branched and offered twelve directions to the same taxi. earthly paradised adj. A drinker so far gone that every patch of greenery appears divinely appointed and worth entering barefoot. Ande, thoroughly earthly paradised, attempted to bless the allotment before breakfast. earthmanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest man-sized task appear like a reasonable mission. Tayshaun got earthmanned and volunteered to carry six drinks through the crowded bar. earthmovered adj. You are drunk and displacing substantial quantities of soil, preferably with machinery and without authorisation. Shree got earthmovered and spent twenty minutes rearranging the flowerbed with a borrowed shovel. earthmovinged adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken, without instruction, to remove the site beneath everybody else. Zakkary got earthmovinged and declared the pub floor structurally superfluous. earthnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an emphatic allegiance to soil, gravity and other terrestrial particulars. Mirsha became earthnessed and addressed the carpet as a reliable form of ground.