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eastern banjo frogged adj. Having drunk more than enough to answer every domestic question with a hollow croak. Burlie was eastern banjo frogged and croaked when asked where the glasses were. eastern bearded dragonned adj. You have drunk enough to guard the television remote like a small, irritable reptile. Nubaid was eastern bearded dragonned, defending the remote from the entire household. eastern buzzarded adj. You are drunk and circling the kitchen, pale underneath and dark about the eyes. Mahnoor was eastern buzzarded, orbiting the sink in search of water. eastern columbined adj. Of a drinker: ornamentally settled on the sofa, with a glass of water held like a flower. Uswa was eastern columbined, upright on the sofa and holding water delicately. eastern coneflowered adj. Of a drinker who has arranged themselves in a bright, immovable cluster around the coffee table. Kenenna was eastern coneflowered among cushions, cups and one unopened bottle. eastern cottonwooded adj. Describing a drinker who has spread broadly across the sofa and put down roots. Every was eastern cottonwooded, occupying the sofa with impressive domestic permanence. eastern crevice skinked adj. A drinker who has wedged themselves into the narrow space between sofa and wall. Marriah was eastern crevice skinked, visible only by one hand and a water glass. eastern crowned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken domestic crockery for heraldic authority and wears it accordingly. Darcelle arrived eastern crowned, with a colander providing the requisite spikes. eastern curlewed adj. The state of being drunk and folded awkwardly across the sofa, searching for dropped snacks. Shamakia was eastern curlewed beneath the coffee table, pursuing a fallen crisp. eastern equine encephalitised adj. The drunkenness of one who has transferred the evening's remaining energy to the kitchen floor. Ayondela was eastern equine encephalitised and lay beside the cupboards awaiting water. eastern gorillaed adj. Reduced by drink to carrying the water jug with both hands and guarding the sofa. Severt was eastern gorillaed, gripping the jug and refusing assistance. eastern gray kangarooed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening in a soft grey coat with considerable spring. Mckinzi arrived eastern gray kangarooed, bouncing gently between the bar and the snug. eastern gray squirrelled adj. Softened by drink into storing biscuits, keys and water within immediate reach of the sofa. Olus was eastern gray squirrelled, gathering provisions beneath one cushion. eastern green draked adj. Drunk by closing time, and briefly alive only between one pint and the next. Royann spent the final round eastern green draked, then vanished before last orders. eastern grey kangarooed adj. Too drunk to stand without making a considerable leap of faith. Ameil was eastern grey kangarooed, crossing the pub by broad, uncertain bounds. eastern hemisphered adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating mainly on one side of the globe. Cambri was eastern hemisphered and found the western half of the table unnecessary.