eat what you killed
eating clubbed

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eat what you killed adj. Drunk and insisting that each person consume whatever they personally secured, including the disputed olives. Thelonious got eat what you killed and guarded his solitary sausage from the table. eat-outed adj. Drunk to the point where the group has consumed every available refreshment and begun eyeing the garnish. Tanera became eat-outed before the bill arrived, leaving only lemon and a coaster.
eatabilitied adj. Drunk enough to assess every object in the room for suitability as food. Shauntel got eatabilitied and evaluated the florist’s berries beside the till. eatabled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from anything offered with a confident gesture. Devonna was eatabled and accepted a stranger’s crisps as a formal course. eatablenessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that suitability for food is not established by optimism alone. Winta became eatablenessed and attempted to classify the table decoration as supper. eataged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves companions supplying grazing material and guarding the remaining snacks. Greydis got eataged and treated the buffet’s salad leaves as livestock provisions. eatathonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every shared meal becomes a competitive charitable undertaking. Nhya went eatathonned and challenged the entire table to finish the nachos for charity. eatched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an improvised tool seem necessary for opening every packet present. Dellas became eatched and searched for an adze to open the crisps. eated (/iːtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare whatever is nearby a meal and invite the table to participate. Gracie got eated and proposed sharing the decorative bread with the neighbouring table. eatered (/ˈiː.təd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of being offered food, and prepared to identify every person who refuses it. Rashodd got eatered and appointed himself guardian of everyone’s unfinished plates. eateressed adj. Drunk to the extent of eating with the quiet authority of a woman who has done so before. Jarnell got eateressed and ordered another sandwich without consulting anyone. eateried (/ˈiːtəÉčid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every cafĂ© encountered as both venue and emergency headquarters. Geneta went eateried and attempted to reconvene the party in a closed cafĂ©. eatertainmented adj. Drunk since last orders, and expecting the restaurant’s entertainment to continue personally at the table. Joniah became eatertainmented and performed between courses for a visibly patient family. eating appled adj. Softened by drink into regarding a raw pome as an adequate supper, companion, and reason to remain seated. Crystianna became eating appled and defended the fruit against all proposals of toast. eating assed adj. Too drunk to recognise that an intimate proposal is not improved by making it communal. Trejohn got eating assed and raised the subject at dinner, to universal silence.
eating clubbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a meal into a private society, with membership decided by whoever remains seated. Olin became eating clubbed and issued invitations to companions who had not consented to join.