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EMAS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a final soft landing, preferably somewhere short of the publican's knees. Xinran was EMAS'd and arrived on the carpet with the gentleness of a controlled landing. EMC'd adj. Drunk beyond electromagnetic compatibility, with the person and the surroundings no longer cooperating. Sabar was EMC'd and interfered with the radio merely by standing near it. EMDR'd adj. Of a drinker who has arranged his gaze in alternating directions, in the mistaken belief that this constitutes therapy. Adileni got EMDR'd and followed the barman's hand from left to right with therapeutic solemnity. EMF'd adj. Having drunk more than the available volts can reasonably account for. Ikesha was EMF'd by closing time, claiming the taxi's fare had a measurable potential. EMG'd adj. Drunk to the extent of recording, with misplaced scientific confidence, every muscle's activation signal. Braesen became EMG'd and diagnosed the landlord's handshake by its electrical activity. EMI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and interfering with every signal in the vicinity. Perris was EMI'd and prevented the jukebox from completing a single selection. EMM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to manage the evening's dwindling memory as though it were an expandable resource. James-anthony got EMM'd and confidently recalled three different routes home, none of them current. EMMPRIN'd adj. Drunk to the extent of inducing an external scaffold wherever the body attempts to stand. Charmen got EMMPRIN'd and recruited Jolena to provide receptor-like support downstairs. EMOM'd adj. Drunk and attempting one domestic task each minute, though the first glass of water remains unfinished. Rockey became EMOM'd and folded one tea towel per minute beside the sofa. EMP'd adj. Reduced by drink to a brief, damaging surge through every system, including balance and speech. Kahlila went EMP'd and lost the connection between her feet and the stairs. EMPD'd adj. Of a drinker: marked in scattered conversational patches, chiefly where the evening has been least discreet. Najala was EMPD'd, with isolated declarations appearing wherever the company had gone quiet. EMR'd adj. Drunk beyond keeping a reliable record of what was ordered, paid for, or promised. Akshar was EMR'd and entered two rounds against the same empty stool. EMS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every household appliance becomes a manufacturing project requiring immediate supervision. Anessah got EMS'd and began improving the pub's toaster with a butter knife. EMSEC'd adj. Too drunk to discuss last night's transmissions, yet still guarding them from everyone within earshot. Ritisha was EMSEC'd, protecting the breakfast conversation by refusing to have it. EMT'd adj. Still drunk, and stabilising the situation before arranging transport home. Sam was EMT'd and checked that everyone had shoes before leaving. EMT-B'd adj. Drunk to a degree that qualifies you to offer basic assistance while confidently missing the emergency. Trineka got EMT-B'd and bandaged a chair after declaring it structurally distressed.