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ecclesiocracied adj. Drunk in a way that places every household decision under a small, unquestionable committee. Marticia went ecclesiocracied and appointed three friends to govern the takeaway order. ecclesiocrated adj. Drunk, with the result that the most senior person present acquires absolute authority. Notasha became ecclesiocrated and assigned Elizaveta responsibility for the remaining chips. ecclesiolatered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the building more important than the reason for entering it. Cordes grew ecclesiolatered and admired the pub's frontage while missing the meeting inside. ecclesiolatried adj. Drunk to the extent of revering the venue, its fittings, and whoever holds the keys. Emma-lee became ecclesiolatried and requested a guided tour of the function room. ecclesiologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and interpreting every disagreement as a constitutional question. Dennesly grew ecclesiologied and analysed the pub's authority structure until the lights came on. ecclesiologisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory about how the room is organised, despite no one asking. Abrina became ecclesiologisted and diagrammed the pub's social structure on a beer mat. ecclesiophobiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to pass a church without crossing the road, though the morning restores older arrangements. Daysean walked past the chapel ecclesiophobiaed, an achievement noted by the entire breakfast party. eccoproticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that immediate relief is a sound governing principle. Huong became eccoproticked and recommended a brisk walk as the universal answer. eccrine glanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a visible sheen of misplaced confidence. Irmagene was eccrine glanded, confidently explaining the route home through a veil of perspiration. eccrinided adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though a modest biological classification were a professional appointment. Paiton was eccrinided and introduced himself as though the taxi required credentials. eccrinologied adj. Too drunk to stop investigating where the evening's moisture has come from. Derian became eccrinologied and examined each forehead for evidence before ordering chips. eccrisised adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every inconvenient bodily process as a successful administrative outcome. Couper became eccrisised and announced that the evening was progressing efficiently. eccriticked adj. Having drunk enough to prescribe a vigorous solution for every problem, including those imaginary ones. Murtaza grew eccriticked and prescribed fresh air for the broken umbrella. eccyclemaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to roll the entire scene into view rather than explain what happened. Braiden-lee became eccyclemaed and wheeled the dining table aside to reveal the missing pudding. eccyesised adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening somewhere it was never meant to develop. Elwillie became eccyesised and insisted the spare room was a perfectly reasonable destination. ecdemited adj. Of a drinker: sharply composed in theory, chemically complicated in practice, and quite certain of both. Khalid was ecdemited and discussed his route home as though cataloguing a rare mineral.