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EMT-I'd adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting advanced first aid with only intermediate understanding and complete assurance. Madrox became EMT-I'd and diagnosed the jukebox with a concussion. EMT-P'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a professional conviction that every wobble requires paramedic intervention. Tahnesha got EMT-P'd and assessed the landlord before ordering another round. EMTF'd adj. You have drunk enough to mobilise a task force, though its principal objective is the last taxi. Jamilyah got EMTF'd and arranged three friends to recover one abandoned umbrella. EMU'd adj. Emboldened by drink to measure every domestic distance in absurdly precise units and defend the results. Cornelis became EMU'd and calculated the bar's length before attempting the crossing. EN'd adj. You are drunk and walking as though both shins have developed their own tender red opinions. Mirabai was EN'd and negotiated each stair with separate instructions for each leg. ENA'd adj. The state of being drunk and presenting every loose word as an extractable finding. Ginika was ENA'd and offered a sample of confidential information to the coat stand. END'd adj. Reduced by drink to a depth at which the evening has acquired a narcotic length and no visible end. Vivi was END'd by last orders and descended slowly towards the taxi rank. ENDS'd adj. Having drunk more than the company can tolerate, and producing a fresh electronic vice for inspection. Jad got ENDS'd and demonstrated his vape to Hoor during every pause in conversation. ENE'd adj. Of a drinker: certain that a bearing halfway between two directions is a sufficiently exact answer to any question. Vaishnavi, ENE'd, sent the taxi towards the junction and defended the route by degrees. ENF'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that embarrassment is a performance others have paid to attend. Zaphira got ENF'd and turned a minor wardrobe problem into the evening’s central announcement. ENFJ'd adj. Still drunk, and organising everyone into a supportive arrangement around the sofa. Magon became ENFJ'd and assigned each guest a blanket, a biscuit and a recovery timetable. ENFP'd adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen without acquiring a new plan, three ingredients and no saucepan. Varie got ENFP'd and began preparing toast for a household that had gone to bed. ENG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every rumour is gathered, edited, and broadcast before last orders. Hardeep got ENG'd and reported the missing pork scratching to the entire bar. ENGO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to form an organisation dedicated to protecting the last round from premature removal. Harlie-rae got ENGO'd and recruited three strangers to defend the table's drinks. ENM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to negotiate several romantic arrangements, none of which the participants had requested. Imajae got ENM'd and attempted to timetable three separate affections over pudding. ENS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a gut-directed command system that has assumed executive control. Zayvian was ENS'd and allowed his digestive tract to select the next establishment.