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eco-housed adj. You are drunk and convinced that any house can be improved by confidence, recycled materials, and moving the furniture. Zakeria went eco-housed and began redesigning the landlord's hallway with cardboard. eco-imperialismed adj. Of a drinker who has imposed a grand environmental policy on everyone else, beginning with their crisps. Colby became eco-imperialismed and confiscated the table's plastic straws by executive decree. eco-imperialisted adj. A drinker who arrives with a policy for everyone else's waste, energy, and evening. Basak became eco-imperialisted and issued environmental guidance to the table next door. eco-incentived adj. The state of being drunk and offering financial rewards for decisions you have already made. Hawkins became eco-incentived and promised everyone a rebate for walking to the bar. eco-kashrutted adj. The condition of a drinker who has devised an eco-kosher system and appointed himself its authority. Adrika got eco-kashrutted and inspected the supper's environmental credentials before eating it. eco-labelled adj. A drinker so far gone that every bottle is assessed for its environmental credentials. Muhammed got eco-labelled and read the cider's packaging beside the till. eco-migrationed adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can support, and begun migrating towards whichever coat looks most familiar. Dusti spent twenty minutes eco-migrationed between the cloakroom and the wrong front door. eco-neighborhooded (/ˈiː.kəʊ ˌneɪbɚˌhʊdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of turning the kitchen into a low-impact settlement, complete with separate bins for every decision. Kynleigh got eco-neighborhooded and arranged the leftover containers according to their carbon footprint. eco-regioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and containing several distinct forms of life beneath one dressing gown. Paig was eco-regioned by midnight, with the sofa, kitchen and hallway hosting separate populations. eco-sanned adj. Softened by drink into treating the lavatory as part of a wider circular economy. Cinder became eco-sanned and explained the pub toilet's contribution to tomorrow's roses. eco-serviced adj. Slowed by drink to explaining environmental matters to the public, beginning with whoever is nearest. Naeshawn became eco-serviced and addressed the queue about reusable pint glasses. eco-socialismed adj. Drunk in a way that redistributes the crisps, the last clean glass and responsibility for the taxi. Jocelynmarie went eco-socialismed and nationalised the bowl of pork scratchings. eco-socialisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub's unequal distribution of peanuts seem politically urgent. Nabhan became eco-socialisted and demanded fair access to the bowl by the till. eco-terrorismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ecological principle from moving the landlord’s houseplant to a darker corner. Shahin became eco-terrorismed and relocated the pub’s fern beneath the sink. eco-thrillered adj. Drunk on the strength of a suspenseful tale about a threatened woodland, which everyone else has heard twice. Breyonna got eco-thrillered and made the taxi journey sound like a chase through protected woodland. eco-tourismed adj. Having drunk more than the sustainable journey home can reasonably support, while recruiting unwilling guides. Phanuel got eco-tourismed and made the walk home an educational visit to every roadside verge.