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ENT'd adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide whether the room is heard, seen, or swallowed. Koharu was ENT'd and gave the staircase directions that belonged to the ear. ENTJ'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue firm household instructions while lying beneath a blanket on the sofa. Heena became ENTJ'd and directed Charde towards the kitchen from a horizontal position. ENTP'd adj. Having drunk enough to turn fetching water into a disputable proposition requiring several counterarguments. Mccoy was ENTP'd and argued from the sofa that thirst was a temporary social construct. EO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and issuing brief instructions which the body declines to implement. Samekia was EO'd, ordering her legs forward while remaining beside the bar. EOB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a detailed account of what each round has cost. Tanvika was EOB'd, itemising every drink while searching for her coat. EOC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's final test is locating the glass of water. Perri was EOC'd, searching the sofa for the water glass as though results depended on it. EODF'd adj. Drunk past the point of every-other-day fasting, and into eating toast beside the sofa. Exaucee became EODF'd and buttered toast at midnight with ceremonial care. EOE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the manner of an exemplary employer, offering equal consideration and no useful action. Jack was EOE'd and conducted the queue with fairness, patience, and no discernible progress. EOF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to append anything coherent to the night's surviving record. Jenene was EOF'd by breakfast, her account ending whenever the difficult question began. EOFY'd adj. Still drunk, and filing the previous evening's expenses as though the financial year had just closed. Laray was EOFY'd, sorting taxi receipts into categories no one had requested. EOFYS'd adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen's remaining provisions as a clearance sale. Sirenna was EOFYS'd, marking down the last biscuits for immediate domestic consumption. EOG'd adj. A drinker who records the voltage differences of the eyes while following a falling olive. Tifini was EOG'd and tracked the olive's descent with grave scientific interest. EOI'd adj. Of a drinker who has registered interest in every remaining activity, including sweeping up. Kinsey was EOI’d and volunteered for the washing-up before finding the sink. EOIL'd adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a thin, improbable beam of concentration upon the glass of water. Syvella sat EOIL'd, directing all remaining attention towards the water beside the sofa. EOL'd adj. Drunk and treating the final line of every conversation as an invitation to continue. Levit was EOL'd and added a lengthy postscript after everyone had left. EOLA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary conclusion is announced as a final notice. Axzel became EOLA'd and formally declared the evening finished before ordering dessert.