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eco-towned adj. Of a drinker: designed, in principle, to set an exemplary standard, but requiring substantial external support. Zorion was eco-towned by midnight, a model of sustainability held upright by three friends. eco-villaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to make the kitchen self-sustaining with one saucepan and a tea towel. Minyon got eco-villaged and announced that the leftovers could support everyone until Thursday. eco-warriored (/ˈiː.kəʊ ˌwɒ.ɹi.əɹd/) adj. Too drunk to reach the recycling bin without first declaring a practical campaign against the kitchen. Zisel got eco-warriored and carried one bottle to the recycling bin as though reclaiming hostile territory. ecoacousticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hear the refrigerator, tap and sofa springs as one environmental composition. Moniya became ecoacousticsed and asked everyone to respect the kettle's contribution to the room. ecoactioned adj. Having drunk enough to perform one ecologically beneficial action, such as switching off the kitchen light. Crystel got ecoactioned and unplugged the toaster before falling asleep beside it. ecoactivismed adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and campaigning vigorously for the compost bin to be respected. Jacqueleen became ecoactivismed and delivered a speech beside the unwashed plates. ecoactivisted adj. You have drunk enough to organise the sofa cushions around an urgent environmental cause. Kathaleya got ecoactivisted and collected every bottle from beneath the sofa. ecoadventured adj. You are drunk and treating the journey from sofa to kitchen as an expedition into unmanaged terrain. Rigel went ecoadventured and returned from the kitchen with a blanket instead of water. ecoalarmisted adj. Of a drinker: alarming the household about environmental damage while standing beside an overflowing sink. Jiahui got ecoalarmisted and warned everyone about the tap before leaving it running. ecoanarchismed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned household order and established an environmentally minded regime of personal bins. Zaia became ecoanarchismed and gave every sofa occupant authority over their own rubbish. ecoanarchisted adj. Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen self-governing, with each bottle answering only to itself. Sharvae got ecoanarchisted and redistributed the recycling without consulting anyone. ecoanxietied adj. A drinker so far gone that the abandoned glass of water appears to represent the planet's final reserve. Latoyer got ecoanxietied and guarded the glass of water from everyone on the sofa. ecoapartheided adj. The condition of a drinker who divides domestic comfort unevenly, leaving the kitchen to bear the consequences. Jossie got ecoapartheided and sent everyone else to fetch water from the cold tap. ecoapocalypsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating a missing coat as evidence of environmental ruin. Torrey got ecoapocalypsed and blamed the empty cloakroom on the collapse of civilisation. ecoarchitected adj. The drunkenness of one who redesigns the sofa, kitchen and hallway as a landscape-preserving dwelling. Deveny became ecoarchitected and placed the cushions to protect the carpet from further development. ecoarchitectured adj. Reduced by drink to arranging the room so that furniture avoids the natural features of the carpet. Olivia got ecoarchitectured and built a low-impact sleeping platform beside the sofa.