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ecoartisted adj. Softened by drink into making environmental awareness from crumbs, bottle tops and a damp tea towel. Japheth became ecoartisted and arranged the empty bottles into an installation by the sink. ecoassayed adj. Sharpened by drink into testing the household's ecological condition by examining every bin in turn. Carlitta got ecoassayed and inspected the recycling before accepting the glass of water. ecoaudited adj. Loosened by drink into assessing the kitchen's environmental impact without recording any figures accurately. Tyrissa went ecoaudited and reviewed the sink, fridge and bin from a seated position. ecoauditinged adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect every domestic activity for environmental consequences, beginning with the kettle. Nkemdilim got ecoauditinged and demanded evidence that the sofa cushions had been responsibly sourced. ecoawarenessed adj. Slowed by drink to notice the environmental implications of the glass of water only after carrying it upstairs. Finnlay became ecoawarenessed and contemplated the tap for several quiet minutes. ecobabbled adj. Drunk, with the result that every pause is filled by fluent concern of no measurable content. Althea became ecobabbled and described the cocktail as a watershed moment. ecobricked adj. Drunk to a degree that the body becomes a densely packed, unexpectedly reusable obstruction. Arlow was ecobricked and occupied the doorway with admirable structural permanence. ecoburbed adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a carefully landscaped perimeter around an otherwise ordinary loss of direction. Maya went ecoburbed and preserved the flowerbed while missing the front path. ecocapitalismed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a sufficiently ingenious transaction can redeem any environmental inconvenience. Gaythel became ecocapitalismed and priced the pub’s discarded lemons as future assets. ecocapitalisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to make the evening profitable by policy rather than retreat. Rheece was ecocapitalisted and tried to monetise the walk home. ecocared adj. Drunk by the third round, and piloting the least environmentally offensive route into stationary furniture. Jakaya became ecocared and parked beside the pub with exemplary reluctance. ecocatastrophed adj. Drunk by closing time, and having converted a manageable domestic incident into an environmental emergency. Joquavious became ecocatastrophed after spilling one drink and convened a response team. ecocentred adj. Still drunk, and arranging the evening around the needs of plants, soil, and one neglected fern. Annalice was ecocentred and apologised to the houseplants before sitting down. ecocentrismed adj. Too drunk to regard human convenience as the principal consideration in any remaining decision. Mahkyla became ecocentrismed and yielded the sofa to a plant in need of space. ecocentristed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the neglected houseplant as the evening’s final moral constituency. Mirlinda woke ecocentristed, apologising to the fern before attempting the kettle. ecochemistried adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the morning’s headache as an ecosystem reacting to poor inputs. Keyondre arrived ecochemistried, testing the coffee as though it were a contaminated pond.