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ecocided (/ˈiːkəʊsaɪdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to dismantle the household habitat gradually, beginning with the unattended takeaway. Alena woke ecocided, surveying the cups and wrappers as a ruined domestic ecosystem. ecocinemaed adj. Drunk and giving every damp pavement and discarded bottle a solemn environmental close-up. Fenner became ecocinemaed, filming rainwater running towards the pub’s overflowing bin. ecocitied adj. Drunk to the point where the flat must operate as a low-impact settlement with one functioning inhabitant. Carter-jay was ecocitied, rationing phone battery and declaring the sofa a renewable resource. ecoclimated adj. Drunk enough to attribute the bedroom’s oppressive warmth to a local habitat rather than the radiator. Sonnet woke ecoclimated, recording the room’s heat beside the half-open window. ecoclimatologied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a hangover from a long-term change in household weather. Elorah arrived ecoclimatologied, relating her thirst to seasonal shifts in the sitting room. ecoclined adj. Drunk beyond a sharp boundary, passing gradually from sociable to horizontal across the length of the sofa. Allera grew ecoclined between supper and sleep, with no clear point of transition. ecocommunalismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes shared leftovers, borrowed chargers and local bartering seem entirely sufficient. Allexandra was ecocommunalismed, offering half a sandwich in exchange for a glass of water. ecocommunitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the household becomes a friendly low-impact settlement organised around one saucepan. Nahyan was ecocommunitied, assigning everyone a sustainable role in making toast. ecocompositioned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning’s empty bottles into an urgent ecological essay. Hafzah became ecocompositioned, arranging cans beside the sink before writing about their consequences. ecoconsciousnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of remembering every disposable cup from the evening, but not the conversations around them. Celetha woke ecoconsciousnessed, counting takeaway lids before locating her shoes. ecocracied adj. Drunk on the strength of appointing the least hungover person to govern the morning’s resources. Loresa was ecocracied, issuing measured decrees about water, toast and window ventilation. ecocrazied adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to defend the houseplant from the effects of the previous evening. Navea arrived ecocrazied, checking the fern for signs of alcohol-related stress. ecocrisised adj. A drinker who regards the empty crisp packet as evidence of an ecological crisis. Novice, ecocrisised, delivered a grave address on the packet beside the pint. ecocriticismed adj. The state of being drunk and subjecting the drinks list to an interdisciplinary study of nature. Ava-belle was ecocriticismed and interpreted the wine list through local ecology. ecocriticked adj. A drinker so far gone that every poem, advert and pub sign must answer for the planet. Pamela got ecocriticked and found colonial undertones in the crisps. ecocultured adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the pub's inhabitants and spilled lager for a natural habitat. Anishka became ecocultured and catalogued the regulars as a flourishing local population.