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ecocycled adj. The drunkenness of one who returns repeatedly to the same bar, glass, speech and regret. Tyliyah was ecocycled, completing another circuit between the bar and the lavatory. ecodefenced (/ˌiːkəʊdɪˈfɛnsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the pub's offending appliances as targets of principled sabotage. Shmiel became ecodefenced and declared war on the illuminated beer sign. ecodefensed adj. Loosened by drink into disrupting ecological harm wherever it finds it, including in the garnish. Liyanah got ecodefensed and liberated the mint from an environmentally suspect cocktail. ecodemed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the smoking shelter as a distinct population occupying its own niche. Zahaira became ecodemed and delivered census figures for the smoking shelter. ecodemocracied adj. Slowed by drink to consult public opinion and environmental concerns before choosing a sandwich. Cary got ecodemocracied and held a referendum on whether to order chips. ecodesigned adj. Drunk and redesigning every object for its entire life cycle, beginning with the coaster. Lillah became ecodesigned and proposed a circular economy for the bar snacks. ecodestinationed adj. Drunk to the point where the nearest pub becomes a premier destination for responsible tourism. Watt was ecodestinationed and praised the corner pub as an internationally significant attraction. ecodeterminismed adj. Drunk enough to attribute every personal failing to the price of housing and the state of the economy. Marlee became ecodeterminismed and blamed the landlord for forgetting her own address. ecodevelopmented adj. Drunk past the point of planning environmentally considerate property development, yet still drawing flats on a napkin. Anselm got ecodevelopmented and proposed low-impact housing across the beer mat. ecodisastered adj. Drunk beyond treating a tipped drink as anything less than an ecological disaster. Zamoria became ecodisastered when lager crossed the table and declared a state of emergency. ecodistanced adj. Drunk in a way that makes the difference between two related ideas appear measurable, then forgets both. Danny-lee got ecodistanced and calculated the gap between cider and civilisation. ecodistricted adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub is reorganised as a friendly urban quarter with designated zones for chips. Iyshia became ecodistricted and assigned the smoking area a transport strategy. ecodollared adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's modest expenditure is announced as a national revenue stream. Deante got ecodollared and described his two pints as a contribution to tourism. ecodomained adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub, its patrons and its carpet as one coherent region. Jimari became ecodomained and insisted the bar and lavatories shared a climate. ecodormancied adj. Drunk on the strength of adverse conditions, particularly cold weather and an insufficient desire to go home. Ilyanah became ecodormancied and entered seasonal dormancy beneath her coat. ecodramaturgied adj. Drunk since last orders, and staging an ecological drama whose final act is finding the cloakroom. Jervonte got ecodramaturgied and cast the bar staff in a tragedy about disposable cups.