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ecodrivinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and conserving fuel by taking every corner at walking pace. Lirije became ecodrivinged and completed the journey home without exceeding a cautious shuffle. ecoducted (/ˈiːkəʊdʌktd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and crossing the road by a leafy overpass known only to the imagination. Lael got ecoducted and attempted to guide the group over the hedge like migrating deer. ecodynamicsed adj. Still drunk, and explaining the evening through economic forces until the explanation requires another pint. Roshonna became ecodynamicsed and traced the argument to fluctuations in disposable income. ecoed (/ˈiːkəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you propose a new currency for settling the bill and expect immediate adoption. Millisa got ecoed and offered to pay in an entirely theoretical West African currency. ecoefficiencied adj. Sharpened by drink into auditing every round for waste, and making the company justify its second olive. Lealer became ecoefficiencied and calculated which guests had travelled furthest for the free snacks. ecoengineeringed adj. Loosened by drink into redesigning the gathering around natural drainage, shade, and a less troublesome flow of guests. Kahekili got ecoengineeringed and moved the chairs so conversation followed the draught from the window. ecoenvironmented adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the whole room as a habitat, relocating its occupants according to perceived ecological niches. Nemya became ecoenvironmented and separated the smokers, singers, and sleepers into distinct zones. ecoenzymed adj. Drunk enough to find the morning’s surface residue chemically informative. Tearra woke ecoenzymed and examined the ring around her glass as evidence. ecoepidemiologied adj. Slowed by drink to trace every cough, headache, and vacant stare through the evening's social conditions. Glanda turned ecoepidemiologied and questioned everyone about the buffet before allowing dessert. ecoethologied adj. Drunk and studying how each person behaves in the presence of particular furniture, drinks, and other people. Tanautica became ecoethologied and observed who grew louder whenever Tahjanee entered the room. ecoevolutioned adj. Drunk to the point where the gathering appears to be evolving in response to its surroundings, chiefly your commentary. Gladene got ecoevolutioned and announced that the party had adapted specifically to exclude sensible people. ecofacted adj. Drunk enough to treat every discarded object as evidence that people occupied the premises before you arrived. Gweni became ecofacted and presented a used coaster as proof of an earlier civilisation. ecofanaticked adj. Drunk past the point of accepting ordinary hospitality without identifying its environmental shortcomings to everyone present. Diahann got ecofanaticked and challenged the pub's paper straws during a birthday toast. ecofascismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns environmental suggestions into decrees, with the assembled company as reluctant subjects. Rayeanna grew ecofascismed and reorganised the pub's bins by rank and ideological purity. ecofascisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a modest concern for nature sound like a programme for compulsory obedience. Sveva got ecofascisted and ordered the entire table to surrender its plastic cutlery. ecofeminismed adj. Drunk to the extent of joining environmental complaints to a detailed account of who has done the washing-up. Lenola became ecofeminismed and assigned the men to discuss waste while others cleared the table.