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ecofeministed adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing every domestic quarrel as both an ecological matter and a question of power. Journye grew ecofeministed and asked who had benefited from the full dishwasher. ecofictioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting an ordinary disagreement into a fable about humanity's treatment of the room. Norvis got ecofictioned and recast the missing crisps as a parable of careless consumption. ecofilmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and framing every quarrel, spill, and departure as footage for an environmental documentary. Fayaaz became ecofilmed and supplied solemn narration while the guests searched for their coats. ecofootprinted adj. Still drunk, and leaving a measurable trail of abandoned glasses, damp coats, and explanations across the premises. Mahyka was ecofootprinted from the bar to the taxi, with three borrowed scarves marking the route. ecoforecasted adj. Too drunk to predict tomorrow's weather without including the opinions, whereabouts, and drinking habits of everyone present. Rolin became ecoforecasted and predicted rain according to whether the quiet guests ordered another round. ecoforestried adj. Sufficiently drunk to manage the guests as a sustainable woodland, preserving some, thinning others, and losing the organiser. Helenna became ecoforestried and placed the quieter guests among the plants for balance. ecofreaked adj. Having drunk enough to defend the natural world with the persistence of someone who has brought a petition to supper. Fatimatou got ecofreaked and asked the landlord to explain the heating system during dessert. ecofriendlinessed adj. Having drunk more than politeness permits, and offering every person, object, and bin an earnest environmental accommodation. Raymell became ecofriendlinessed and apologised to the bottle before placing it in the correct container. ecogeneticsed adj. You have drunk enough to attribute each guest's response to the room to inherited tendencies rather than the evening's wine. Adriela got ecogeneticsed and asked Claiborne whether his family had always reacted badly to fluorescent lighting. ecogenomicsed adj. You are drunk and comparing the entire gathering at once, as though each person's habits were data from one habitat. Arquita became ecogenomicsed and compared everyone's drinking patterns across the whole room. ecogenotoxicologied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every spill, smoke, and loud remark is damaging the room's wider living system. Rheagan became ecogenotoxicologied and blamed the karaoke for harm to the surrounding ecosystem. ecogeographied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the pub's inhabitants from their surroundings. Brecklyn got ecogeographied and spent ten minutes mapping the plants beside the smoking shelter. ecogeomorphologied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the floor plan has altered the movement of everyone upon it. Anasha became ecogeomorphologied and blamed the slope for arriving at the bar sideways. ecogifted adj. Drunk in a way that makes permanent donations of property seem administratively reasonable. Taronza got ecogifted and offered the allotment to a conservation trust. ecogramed adj. Drunk, with the result that family history and household tensions are being diagrammed together. Ree became ecogramed and drew the pub's relationships on a beer mat. ecographied adj. Drunk to a degree that the distribution of living things appears personally significant. Jilliyn got ecographied and relocated herself according to the nearest source of shade.