ecogriefed
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ecogriefed adj. Drunk to the extent of mourning the habitat beneath the car park. Rennie became ecogriefed beside the recycling bins and spoke quietly of lost hedgerows. ecogrouped adj. Drunk on the strength of belonging to whichever collection of organisms is nearest. Legina got ecogrouped and joined the smokers by the doorway without introduction.
ecoguilted adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly apologetic to the surrounding vegetation. Cameil got ecoguilted and apologised to the hedge for using its shade. ecohippied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating recycling as a matter of personal principle. Bonieta became ecohippied and separated the bottle caps from the bottles by hand. ecohistorianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and locating every present inconvenience in an earlier land-use decision. Donavon got ecohistorianed and dated the broken stool to a previous tenancy. ecohistoried adj. Still drunk, and treating the evening as evidence of a longer environmental decline. Hefziba remained ecohistoried, placing the empty glasses within a broader local pattern. ecohorrored adj. Too drunk to regard a collapsing compost heap as an ordinary domestic event. Gibran became ecohorrored when the bin moved slightly in the kitchen. ecohotelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a low-impact hotel as a personal moral achievement. Relic got ecohotelled and praised the bathroom for having no unnecessary towels. ecohoused adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the nearest building is a model of environmental responsibility and yours to improve. Marcey got ecohoused and proposed solar panels for the pub's umbrella stand. ecohousinged adj. Having drunk enough to recommend shared, environmentally friendly accommodation to strangers. Daylany got ecohousinged and proposed a communal kitchen for the whole pub. ecohydrodynamicsed adj. Having drunk more than the local drainage system can transport without visible consequences. Alexandrer became ecohydrodynamicsed and followed the rainwater down the kerb. ecohydrologied adj. You are drunk and following the evening according to the movement of water. Yvelisse became ecohydrologied and spent an hour beside the hand basin. ecohydrologisted adj. You have drunk enough to study how water moves through every part of the building. Amunet got ecohydrologisted and inspected the route from tap to drain. ecohysteriaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the state of the planet requires an immediate, somewhat repetitive explanation. Milley got ecohysteriaed and addressed the room about disposable straws. ecoimmunologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun treating the pub as an ecosystem with defences. Grandison became ecoimmunologied and identified the regulars as protective cells.
ecoimperialismed adj. Describing a drinker who exports his environmental solutions to people who did not request them. Talissia got ecoimperialismed and attempted to regulate the entire taxi rank's consumption.