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ecologied (/ɪˈkɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Describing a drinker who keeps adjusting to the room, without improving their relationship with it. Neelam was ecologied and tested every stair before trusting the next one. ecologismed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every wobble as an ideological position about the environment. Joelouis got ecologismed and opposed the escalator on ecological principles. ecologisted (/iːˈkɒləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. You are drunk and studying the relationships between your limbs, the floor and the bannister. Ahlani was ecologisted by midnight, observing how her knees interacted with the stairs. ecologizationed adj. Of a drinker: applying ecological methods to balance, chiefly by sharing the load with nearby furniture. Kayleeanna became ecologizationed and distributed her weight among three chairs. ecology blocked adj. A drinker so far gone that each stair becomes a massive interlocking obstacle requiring dismantling. Petrick became ecology blocked halfway up, unable to move past the landing. ecomanagemented adj. The state of being drunk and carefully managing an organisation of limbs that no longer reports accurately. Ideal was ecomanagemented and held a committee meeting with both knees before standing. ecomaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who enthusiastically explains environmental matters while losing contact with the floor. Tokunbo was ecomaniaed and praised the pub’s sustainable use of bannisters. ecomapped adj. The drunkenness of one who has charted every support system in the room and still chosen the least useful one. Lynnia became ecomapped and drew the route to the stairs on a napkin. ecomaterialed adj. Reduced by drink to recycled material: soft, pliable and liable to be left wherever placed. Sebron was ecomaterialed by the time the chairs were cleared away. ecomechanicsed adj. Softened by drink into a study of ecological interactions, chiefly between knees and stair edges. Chayan was ecomechanicsed after his knee established contact with every other step. ecomediaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a broadcasting system for ecological observations nobody has requested. Vondal became ecomediaed and reported the state of the stairs to the whole pub. ecometabolomicsed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose bodily chemistry is visibly negotiating with the room. Kristophe was ecometabolomicsed and left biological evidence beside every stair. ecometageneticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible bodily inheritances, walking like several species at once. Mechell became ecometageneticsed and descended the stairs with distinctly mixed locomotion. ecometricsed adj. Slowed by drink to quantify every economic and ecological cost before attempting the next step. Darnella was ecometricsed and calculated the price of falling from the landing. ecomigranted adj. Drunk and migrating between chairs, walls and doorways for economic or ecological reasons. Thereza became ecomigranted, moving steadily from the bar towards cheaper support. ecomigrationed adj. You have drunk enough to relocate for economic reasons, specifically because someone else is buying the next round. Bevie grew ecomigrationed when the tab moved to the far end of the bar.