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ecommerced adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every domestic shortage for an opportunity to shop online. Luwam became ecommerced and searched for emergency biscuits at half past midnight. ecomodernismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that prosperity and environmental responsibility both require another round. Mileidy became ecomodernismed while proposing a greener taxi and ordering another bottle. ecomodernisted adj. Of a drinker: an advocate of cleaner transport home, provided somebody else pays for it. Marcal grew ecomodernisted and campaigned for an electric taxi outside the pub. ecomorphed adj. Of a drinker who has altered visibly to suit the local bar, adopting its accent, stool and preferred round. Sharae ecomorphed within an hour, speaking like the regulars and guarding their corner. ecomorphologied adj. Describing a drinker who acquires the shape required by the surroundings: folded coat, occupied stool, no departure. Bradey became ecomorphologied beside the radiator, shaped by the room and last orders. ecomorphospaced adj. A drinker who has occupied every available position between the bar, the toilets and the coat stand. Aayansh was ecomorphospaced across the pub, appearing wherever a spare stool existed. ecomorphotyped adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has modified their posture to match the nearest piece of furniture. Ulanda was ecomorphotyped against the umbrella stand when the landlord announced closing. ecomovemented adj. The state of being drunk and committed to protecting the environment by sharing one slow taxi home. Kemran grew ecomovemented and persuaded four strangers to share a cab after closing. ecomunicipalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has granted the cloakroom local-government powers and submitted a coat-based charter. Georgana became ecomunicipalitied and organised the coats according to principles nobody understood. ecomuseumed adj. The drunkenness of one who preserves the evening exactly as found, including empty glasses and the coat nobody claims. Oreanna remained ecomuseumed beside the bar, explaining the night's layers to arriving strangers. ecomusicologied adj. Reduced by drink to interpreting every song through its effect on the room, the weather and the walk home. Brigett became ecomusicologied and linked each chorus to the rain outside. ecomustined adj. Softened by drink into accepting the last round as a permanent arrangement. Thatiana became ecomustined when the landlord offered one final drink and no timetable. ecomycinned adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting the precise moment when another round becomes administratively inevitable. Alle grew ecomycinned and identified the approaching last orders before the staff did. econarratologied adj. Loosened by drink into making the journey home a long account in which every coat has a subplot. Danyeil became econarratologied between the pub and station, giving each crossing its own backstory. econazied adj. Emboldened by drink to denounce the bar's waste while accepting another round in a disposable glass. Loreto grew econazied and criticised the straws before ordering two more cocktails. econazoled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where crossing the pavement requires a carefully measured itinerary. Lily-mae went econazoled after last orders and treated the kerb as a major obstacle.