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EOM'd adj. Drunk enough to end every message with a solemn conclusion, then send another. Aniha was EOM'd and appended three further endings to a short text. EOMM'd adj. A drinker who has optimised the matching process so confidently that everyone receives the wrong partner. Corleen became EOMM'd and paired the two least compatible guests for a serious conversation. EOP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and sporting a noticeable bump where the evening has been stored. Dynell went EOP'd and rested the back of his head against every convenient wall. EOR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to either making tea or lying down. Alward was EOR'd by midnight, choosing tea while abandoning every other household plan. EOT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who transmits light through breakfast in unexpected, highly perforated fashion. Tiffiney was EOT'd, staring through the blinds as though daylight had acquired tiny apertures. EOY'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every provisional decision feel like the year's definitive conclusion. Satinder got EOY'd and announced that dessert represented his final decision of the year. EP'd adj. Having drunk more than the lubricant can reasonably withstand, and beginning to grind against the furniture. Hernesto was EP'd, scraping his stool across the tiles whenever he turned round. EPA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor impulse becomes an urgent precursor to a further round. Naaliyah got EPA'd and treated the sight of an empty glass as a medical emergency. EPAC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring two friends to steer the assisted journey home. Kenae got EPAC'd and needed Leneah to operate the walk to the taxi. EPAP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring positive pressure from the household to reach the sofa. Brekkin was EPAP'd by midnight and needed encouragement from the kitchen doorway. EPB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of which the person applies an emergency brake before attempting the stairs. Bertel was EPB'd and parked beside the sofa with the water safely within reach. EPC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the procurement of snacks as a major construction project. Malya was EPC'd, commissioning pork scratchings with the seriousness of a civic scheme. EPCM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and managing the engineering, procurement and construction of an exit. Martize was EPCM'd, directing the removal of coats while remaining firmly in the same chair. EPD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the face remains visible while changing only slowly. Delanie was EPD'd, displaying the same expression through three separate conversations. EPDM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a resilient compound, springing back whenever placed in a chair. Glendel was EPDM'd, rebounding from the sofa whenever anyone asked him to sit properly. EPDR'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning every decision to engineering, product, design, or research. Jaydenmatthew got EPDR'd and proposed redesigning the pub's entire customer journey.