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economizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every remaining breakfast item as though it had a measurable return. Elray woke economizationed and calculated the greatest recovery per penny before choosing toast. economizered adj. Still drunk, and refusing to waste anything that might conceivably improve the morning. Montrevious remained economizered, preserving the final slice of toast for the most severe stage of recovery. economocracied adj. Too drunk to permit any morning decision without central control of the household's economic affairs. Rounak woke economocracied and appointed himself minister of coffee, toast and emergency spending. economy carred adj. Having drunk more than a small, lightweight vehicle can reasonably be expected to transport home. Olaoluwa woke economy carred, folded into the back seat with the night's purchases around him. economy class syndromed adj. You are drunk and still seated so long the morning after has acquired circulatory complications. Kainoa was economy class syndromed, remaining in the kitchen chair until his legs formally resumed service. economy classed adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning in the lowest available tier of comfort and service. Mateel woke economy classed, sharing one armrest with a coat and accepting lukewarm coffee without complaint. economy ministered adj. Drunk by closing time, and managing the morning’s national finances from one depleted wallet. Oliviamarie woke economy ministered, announcing emergency measures for the final twenty pounds. economy modelled adj. Of a drinker who has emerged the morning after in a low-cost, no-frills configuration. Tuwanda woke economy modelled, operating without accessories, spare change or any unnecessary conversation. economy of scaled adj. Drunk to a degree that each additional recovery measure reduces the average cost of being awake. Shallah was economy of scaled, ordering coffee for the whole table because one cup seemed poor value. economy pickinged adj. Drunk beyond trusting your fingers to alternate neatly, then sweeping decisively across the wrong strings. Meyah went economy pickinged and played the chorus entirely on adjacent strings. economy rated adj. Drunk in a way that concedes several runs per over while insisting the figures are improving. Siobain was economy rated, giving away boundaries and discussing her statistics with Genghis. economy riced adj. Drunk, with the result that every cooked item at the stall becomes an advisable combination. Yana got economy riced and selected three gravies before considering whether they belonged together. econophobiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the cheapest seat on the aeroplane seems an existential threat. Tavonn became econophobiaed and attempted to negotiate a private cabin at the boarding gate. econophysicisted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every household expense as a particle system requiring a model. Beaney went econophysicisted and calculated the probability of Jyzaiah buying the next round. econophysicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of converting the evening's spending into equations nobody requested. Katelinn became econophysicsed and plotted drink prices against the acceleration of her confidence. econopoliticsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every disagreement about the bill an economic ideology. Ahrya went econopoliticsed and proposed a coalition government for the table.