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ecophilosophered adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a moral principle in every plant, pavement, and poorly chosen purchase. Adijah became ecophilosophered and questioned the ethical status of the pub's artificial fern. ecophilosophied adj. The condition of a drinker who apprehends the unity of all living things, particularly with the fruit bowl. Cervando grew ecophilosophied and assigned ethical significance to the last orange. ecophobiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become convinced that home is an unsuitable place to return to. Blissany went ecophobiaed and argued outside her own front door that the building felt unfamiliar. ecophylogeneticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and tracing the family tree of everyone on the sofa. Lanarose got ecophylogeneticsed and assigned the dog a distinguished place in the family tree. ecophysicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting experiments on how rapidly a glass reaches the edge of the table. Suha became ecophysicsed and tested gravity with the last tumbler beside the sofa. ecophysiographied adj. Still drunk, and mapping the household landscape by its slopes, hollows and furniture. Annagrace was ecophysiographied, navigating the kitchen according to its gradients and low cupboards. ecophysiologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to adapt bodily expectations to whatever conditions the sitting room provides. Antonett was ecophysiologied and adjusted to the sofa as though it were a changing habitat. ecophysiologisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish bodily requirements from features of the surrounding room. Eliada became ecophysiologisted and treated thirst, upholstery and temperature as one domestic system. ecopipamed adj. Having drunk enough to become sedated, unsteady and oddly committed to the nearest cushion. Omeir was ecopipamed before pudding and remained motionless beneath a blanket. ecopladibed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolise, and finding the kitchen distinctly therapeutic. Mohamud became ecopladibed and pursued water with the concentration of a clinical trial. ecoplasticitied adj. You are drunk and capable of taking the shape of whichever household surface receives you. Skyasia became ecoplasticitied and moulded herself around the sofa arm without complaint. ecoplasticked adj. You have drunk enough to become durable, recyclable and slightly less useful than intended. Orya was ecoplasticked and placed carefully beside the recycling before being redirected to bed. ecopoemed adj. Of a drinker: composing earnest verses about waste while rinsing a glass of water. Tranessa got ecopoemed and wrote four lines about the moral significance of the empty bottle. ecopoeted adj. Of a drinker who has turned the domestic aftermath into a serious literary subject. Sigvard became ecopoeted and described the abandoned glasses as a landscape of consequences. ecopoeticsed adj. Describing a drinker who arranges the language of the evening around bottles, crumbs and the natural world. Kenwood got ecopoeticsed and revised the shopping list into a meditation on household resources. ecopoetried adj. A drinker who can find an ecological message in every empty glass and kitchen surface. Learta became ecopoetried and mourned the final ice cube as a vanishing resource.