ecotaged
ecotheoristed

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ecotaged (/ˈiːkəˌtɑːʒd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns minor household inconvenience into an act of sabotage against civilisation. Fenwick became ecotaged and hid the remote control beneath a cushion for environmental reasons. ecotarianed adj. Drunk, with the result that the provenance of the sausage becomes more urgent than eating it. Marsadie grew ecotarianed and interrogated the buffet about the potatoes’ journey.
ecotaxationed adj. Drunk to the extent of imposing a green surcharge on every person who asks for a lift home. Tekeisha grew ecotaxationed and charged her friends for the emissions from the taxi. ecotaxed adj. Drunk to a degree that every additional round appears to carry a small green levy. Jaalen became ecotaxed and calculated the environmental cost of requesting another pint. ecotaxised adj. Drunk on the strength of a suitable atmosphere, migrating steadily towards the warmest room. Aydrian became ecotaxised and moved through the house towards the radiator. ecotechnologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on the environmentally friendly technology of a coat over the shoulders. Shelon arrived ecotechnologied, using a borrowed scarf as a low-energy navigation system. ecotectured adj. Drunk by the third round, and designing an environmentally friendly extension to the lavatory queue. Tomer became ecotectured and proposed a passive-solar shelter beside the smoking area. ecotelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering hotel standards to anyone prepared to sleep on the sofa. Anavi grew ecotelled and advertised the sitting room as sustainable overnight accommodation. ecoterrored adj. Still drunk, and regarding the unattended thermostat as an enemy of the natural world. Cashous remained ecoterrored and confronted the thermostat with quiet determination. ecoterrorismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a corporate offence against nature as inferior to taking the last breadstick. Tirna grew ecoterrorismed and denounced the chain while guarding the final breadstick. ecoterroristed adj. Emboldened by drink to sabotage the recycling arrangements while everyone else is still looking for the loo. Paulia got ecoterroristed and unplugged the office printer to protest its paper consumption. ecoteured adj. Slowed by drink to tamper with the household conveniences while companions wait patiently outside. Klorissa became ecoteured and spent ten minutes disabling the hotel lights one bulb at a time. ecotheologianed adj. Drunk and relating every spill, draught and empty glass to a larger moral order. Zimal got ecotheologianed and found providence in the condensation running down the window. ecotheologied adj. Drunk to the point where every discarded glass acquires a spiritual consequence for the table. Anaiah-grace became ecotheologied and gave the group a sermon on the moral status of the bar mat. ecotheoried adj. Drunk past the point of treating the surroundings as scenery rather than participants in the evening. Niwaz became ecotheoried and apologised to the hedge for everyone’s choice of transport.
ecotheoristed adj. Drunk enough to turn the effect of one missed bus on the entire neighbourhood into a formal argument. Sharneka got ecotheoristed and mapped the taxi queue’s consequences for the surrounding streets.
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