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E-flat minored adj. Softened by drink into a subdued traveller who regards the night bus as a personal refuge. Ulrik went E-flat minored and became unusually fond of the empty rear seat. E-flatted adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure becomes a lower, slower version of the original plan. Deeshan was E-flatted and missed three buses while remaining convinced each was his. E-formated adj. Sharpened by drink into scientific notation, with the evening compressed into figures and a taxi receipt. Dewight got E-formated and recorded every round as a decimal before leaving. E-headed adj. Loosened by drink into a restless passenger who treats the final round as an invitation to disappear. Aemelia got E-headed and vanished towards the station before collecting her coat. E-laed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the highest note, the last round, and occasionally the taxi driver's attention. Choudhry got E-laed and sang above the pub's music while waiting for his coat. E-languaged adj. A drinker so far gone that household speech exists only as noises transmitted between people and appliances. Jazmane was E-languaged, communicating with the kettle through gestures and solemn pauses. E-metered adj. Slowed by drink to a careful reading of every delay, fare, doorway, and remembered offence. Kelline got E-metered and audited the taxi queue before agreeing to join it. E-roaded adj. Drunk and crossing borders of conversation, pavement, and postcode before arriving home. Revathi went E-roaded and took the night bus across town for a pub two streets away. E-sharped adj. Drunk to the point where each request for another round lands one semitone above reasonable. Falecia got E-sharped and asked for last orders with increasing precision and volume. E-stimmed adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can quietly process, especially when the kettle clicks. Milyn was E-stimmed and regarded the kettle’s switch as a significant electrical event. E-tooled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary luggage, requiring practical excavation to reach the coat and the way out. Miryn got E-tooled and dug through the cloakroom until the attendant identified the correct coat. E-type chondrited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you compact, stony, and unexpectedly difficult to move towards the taxi. Sabian went E-type chondrited and became a fixed object beside the coat stand. E1'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a minor pub ailment a matter for serious treatment. Leaanne got E1'd and diagnosed the fruit machine with a deficiency of attention. E10'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every round is ten per cent ethanol and ninety per cent misplaced confidence. Jamene got E10'd and attempted the short walk home by an impressively indirect route. E100'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home runs almost entirely on ethanol and borrowed momentum. Crimson got E100'd and reached the taxi rank under his own power only intermittently. E15'd adj. The drunkenness of one who regards a modest petrol blend as adequate encouragement for a motoring expedition. Maliya got E15'd and proposed driving to the coast on the strength of half a tank.