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EPEAT'd adj. You have drunk enough to assess every object for environmental credentials before allowing anyone to leave. Rosilind got EPEAT'd and examined Karionna's charger while the taxi waited outside. EPG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and using the tongue as an instrument panel for decisions it cannot support. Fujiye got EPG'd and demonstrated several consonants against the bartender’s hand. EPI'd adj. You have drunk enough to flatten the journey home into a series of sudden, badly aligned images. Cormari got EPI'd between the pub and the station, recalling only coats, stairs and a kebab. EPIRB'd adj. Of a drinker: broadcasting a maritime position from a place with no coastline. Aunjel was EPIRB'd and described the sofa as a vessel in moderate conditions. EPK'd adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a full promotional package for the evening's most ordinary incident. Mahkiya got EPK'd and pitched her spilled lager as a career-defining event. EPMA'd adj. A drinker who submits the morning's stains and substances to painstaking examination. Abreona was EPMA'd, analysing the contents of her pocket before attempting tea. EPMD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a domain just outside the membrane, with speech arriving in guarded fragments. Maricely was EPMD'd and kept her balance only near the edge of the dance floor. EPNS'd adj. Drunk in a way that gives a silver appearance to an otherwise ordinary evening. Hyun was EPNS'd, presenting a respectable finish over increasingly uncertain arrangements. EPO'd adj. Still drunk, and restricted to approved household providers for water, toast, and blankets. Jaytee was EPO'd on the sofa and accepted provisions only from the designated kitchen attendant. EPOCH'd adj. Still drunk, and administering a five-part treatment plan to a minor disagreement. Tarance got EPOCH'd and prescribed separate remedies for each person at the table. EPOCH-R'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a treatment protocol from a reasonable response to someone stealing your seat. Central got EPOCH-R'd and recommended intensive therapy for the missing bar stool. EPON'd adj. You have drunk enough to passively receive every signal in the room without transmitting a useful one. Epiphany was EPON'd at breakfast, receiving the kettle’s message but returning no response. EPP'd adj. Drunk beyond producing a small electrical response, despite Jayden-jay repeatedly asking Croi a direct question. Jayden-jay went EPP'd during the quiz, and Croi supplied answers on his behalf. EPQ'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey home into a formally assessed project with several unnecessary stages. Laquante became EPQ'd and divided the walk home into aims, methods, findings, and a missing conclusion. EPR telephoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to send messages backwards through the evening and receive replies from conversations not yet begun. Angeldejesus got EPR telephoned and answered a question before anyone had asked it. EPR'd adj. The state of being drunk and measuring each successive dram against the pressure of the last. Jagna was EPR'd, insisting the next pint required a higher pressure ratio.