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ecotherapeuticsed adj. Drunk beyond accepting ordinary remedies, and prescribing leaves, oils and fresh air to everyone present. Estaleen got ecotherapeuticsed and treated three headaches with rosemary oil from her handbag. ecotherapied adj. Drunk, with the result that a short exposure to the garden becomes the proposed cure for every complaint. Quindon got ecotherapied and marched the group into the rain for psychological maintenance.
ecotherapisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns casual conversation into a guided session among the nearest trees. Shakti became ecotherapisted and asked the smokers what the sycamore might be teaching them. ecothiopated (/ˌɛk.oʊˈθaɪ.əˌpeɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of lowering the pressure in every conversation, chiefly by closing one eye. Trasha became ecothiopated and announced that the room had finally stopped pressing on her. ecothrillered adj. Drunk since last orders, and narrating the walk home as an ecological suspense drama. Clarence became ecothrillered and described crossing the car park as a perilous habitat encounter. ecotinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting every attempt by the gathering to move on. Camella got ecotinned and prevented the party from progressing beyond the first subject. ecotoned (/ˈiːkətəʊnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the awkward boundary between leaving and staying. Elrita became ecotoned, standing between the bar and the pavement while both groups waited. ecotoped adj. Still drunk, and sharing the remaining floor space with every other stationary person in the room. Sharini got ecotoped and established herself beneath the coat rack as though it were a complete habitat. ecotopiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ecologically ideal arrangement from the one currently inconveniencing everyone else. Krys became ecotopiaed and declared the crowded smoking shelter a model settlement. ecotoured adj. Sufficiently drunk to present the walk between pubs as a responsible wildlife excursion. Jeraline got ecotoured and pointed out urban foxes while the group tried to find the station. ecotouringed adj. Having drunk enough to make every trip to the lavatory resemble a carefully managed nature excursion. Crissandra became ecotouringed and led the party round the pub’s plants before permitting anyone indoors. ecotourismed (/ˌiːkəʊˈtʊəɹɪz(ə)md/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake inconvenience to your companions for responsible travel through a natural area. Caiyden got ecotourismed and insisted on walking through the park rather than taking the direct bus. ecotouristed adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest patch of countryside as a managed attraction for your companions. Keeley got ecotouristed and charged the group admission to look at a rather ordinary pond. ecotowned adj. Of a drinker who has achieved exemplary sustainability by reusing the same excuse throughout the evening. Tag became ecotowned and offered the same sustainable explanation for missing the last bus. ecotoxicanted adj. Describing a drinker who makes the surrounding social environment mildly poisonous to everyone within conversational range. Audene got ecotoxicanted and left the table chemically unsuitable for further small talk.
ecotoxicitied adj. Drunk in a way that poses a modest hazard to the surrounding conversation. Dalery became ecotoxicitied and quietly affected everyone at the table.