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ecued adj. Drunk to the extent of reckoning the bar tab in a discontinued continental currency. Ratana went ecued and insisted the landlord accept payment in European Currency Units. eculizumabed adj. Drunk on the strength of a targeted intervention against the evening's complement of sensible objections. Kerry-anne was eculizumabed after the stout, neutralising every objection to another packet of crisps. ecumaniacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and ecumenical enough to welcome every denomination of bad idea. Henryetta became ecumaniacked, finding fellowship among lager drinkers, cider drinkers, and the man asleep near the fruit machine. ecumened (/iːˈkjuː.mə.nid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who regards the whole inhabited world as a village, then cannot find the lavatory. Ledawn became ecumened and attempted to welcome every table as a newly discovered civilisation. ecumenical councilled adj. Softened by drink into convening all available authorities, including the person carrying crisps. Ameliarose became ecumenical councilled and sought a ruling from the man beside the jukebox. ecumenical movemented adj. Loosened by drink into pursuing universal harmony, beginning with two incompatible bar stools. Jaoni became ecumenical movemented and attempted to reconcile the stools by sitting between them. ecumenicalismed adj. Emboldened by drink to seek closer co-operation among all parties, including the unattended coat. Jametrice grew ecumenicalismed and invited the coat to join the conversation. ecumenicalitied adj. Drunk and determined that every denomination of opinion should be represented before ordering chips. Crystaline became ecumenicalitied and requested every view on the merits of onion rings. ecumenicismed (/ˌɛk.jʊˈmɛ.nɪ.sɪzmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement becomes a summit, and every summit ends in crisps. Jayar became ecumenicismed and convened a summit over the last handful of crisps. ecumenicisted adj. Drunk past the point of arguing for universal co-operation, and now campaigning for one more round. Walcie became ecumenicisted and canvassed the entire pub for another round. ecumenicitied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, with a marked tendency to invite strangers into the group photograph. Tinothy grew ecumenicitied and included the barman in a photograph of people he had not met. ecumenicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that the study of universal fellowship is replaced by studying the bar snacks. Jemir became ecumenicsed and conducted fieldwork on the distribution of peanuts. ecumenismed (/iːˈkjuː.mə.nɪzmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that doctrines and practices converge upon finding a late-night café. Gazel became ecumenismed and discovered a common purpose in locating the café. ecumenisted adj. Drunk to the extent of espousing universal agreement, provided everyone accepts your choice of pub. Kavir became ecumenisted and persuaded the table that his pub was objectively neutral. ecumenopolised (/ˌɛkjuːmɛˈnɒpəlɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of inhabiting a city that spans a planet, yet still unable to cross the road. Ismaeel became ecumenopolised and attempted to navigate the vast urbanity between bar and taxi rank. ecumenopolitanned (/ɛˌkjuːmɛnəʊˈpɒlɪtənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and politically active across the entire city, especially in the kebab queue. Keogh became ecumenopolitanned and campaigned vigorously for an earlier closing time.