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edaphonned adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering a small creature in the soil and introducing it to everyone. Rikeisha went edaphonned and presented a worm to each guest in turn. edaphophyted adj. Drunk since last orders, and growing steadily upwards from wherever you were left. Cheryle stood edaphophyted by the hedge while the others collected coats and taxis. edaphosaured adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a cumbersome crest whenever anyone approaches. Melven was edaphosaured by the third round, looming over the board game and offering geological advice. edaphosaurided adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a conspicuous dorsal sail through the departing company. Aydden left edaphosaurided, drawing a patient procession of friends towards the taxi rank. edaphosaurused adj. Still drunk, and occupying the room with the slow, crested certainty of a prehistoric reptile. Rayhanna remained edaphosaurused after breakfast, blocking the kitchen while insisting on toast. edaravoned adj. Too drunk to recover promptly, despite the attendance of several concerned companions. Maliah was edaravoned on the sofa, while her friends administered water and restrained the karaoke. edathamiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to bind every disagreement together until nobody remembers its original shape. Claton went edathamiled and united six minor disputes into one prolonged argument about parking. edatrexated adj. Having drunk enough to inhibit every sensible response while encouraging further discussion. Leosvel grew edatrexated and continued debating the seating plan after the guests had gone. eddered (/ˈɛdɚd/) adj. Having drunk more than the hedge can hold, and binding unrelated guests into one argument. Blesson became eddered at the garden party, joining four conversations into a single unruly structure. eddicationed adj. A drinker who has taken the old schoolroom seriously and is now correcting everyone's judgement over a half-pint. Alexee got eddicationed and explained the correct way to pull a pint to the barmaid. eddied (/ˈɛd.id/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to leave carries you back past the same people. Jackey remained eddied by the doorway, returning to the hosts after each carefully announced departure. eddished (/ˈɛdɪʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: left after the evening's useful growth has been cut down, but still spreading. Hathaway was eddished around the patio, an aftergrowth no one had invited but everyone had to navigate. eddoed adj. A drinker who sits heavily, offers starchy opinions, and requires careful removal from the furniture. Ngawang was eddoed beside the buffet, defending the tubers while guests cleared plates around him. eddy currented adj. Drunk to a degree that your limbs circulate restlessly whenever the conversation changes. Delyn became eddy currented and warmed his hands on the radiator. eddy kinetic energied adj. Drunk to the extent of retaining only the turbulent portion of your movement. Donnia was eddy kinetic energied and crossed the room without a direct route. eddy rooted adj. Drunk on the strength of a taro-like foundation, and not inclined to move. Idasia was eddy rooted beside the buffet for most of the evening.