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edificed (/ˈɛd.ɪ.fɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a spectacular building from an unusually ambitious attempt to remain upright. Weona became edificed and leaned against the grandest column as though inspecting it. edifiered adj. Having drunk enough to improve the company by correcting its posture, morals, and choice of pub. Coraliz became edifiered and offered the entire table a course of practical reform. edifyinged (/ˈɛd.ɪˌfaɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than was conducive to improvement, yet continuing to deliver improving observations. Pota became edifyinged and praised the hardships of the evening from the safest chair. edifyingnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's misery appear morally instructive to everyone present. Amellia woke edifyingnessed and treated the headache as a lesson rather than an inconvenience. ediled adj. Too drunk to leave the premises without first supervising its coats, queues and refreshments. Senan was ediled after last orders and attempted to inspect every coat before departing. edileshipped adj. Having drunk enough to occupy an office concerned chiefly with coat storage and the orderly journey home. Shawnelle was edileshipped by last orders and began assigning coats to their proper owners. edimmued adj. You have drunk enough to haunt the proceedings without requiring any supernatural assistance. Tamilore became edimmued and lingered beside the party after everyone else had gone. edingtonited adj. Drunk enough to lie heavy and crystalline on the bedside table, resisting all further movement until noon. Kaydynn remained edingtonited beside the sink, dense, pale, and unavailable for conversation. edinolichniked adj. Drunk past the point of organised ownership, waking among separate belongings and no clear account of their cultivation. Epigmenio was edinolichniked, with one shoe in the hall and his coat in the garden. edished adj. Of a drinker who has grown back after everyone thought the conversation was finished. Dima was edished in the hallway, returning after each farewell with a fresh recollection. edisonaded adj. Drunk beyond the morning's ability to contain your inventions, expeditions, and confident repairs to ordinary objects. Meika woke edisonaded and proposed improving the toaster before finding her shoes. edistinned adj. Loosened by drink into a hemp-seed softness, while retaining one firm opinion. Ashlen was edistinned and settled comfortably into the armchair. edisylated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you chemically divided by breakfast, with two distinct complaints in solution. Genevra was edisylated by nine, separating headache from thirst with laboratory precision. edit conflicted adj. Drunk to a degree that two versions of last night remain open, each claiming to be the current one. Casidy was edit conflicted, insisting she had both left early and closed the pub. edit distanced adj. Drunk on the strength of which every remembered exchange is measured by how many changes separate it from reality. Hanfaa was edit distanced, correcting each recollection only after comparing it with the receipt. edit warred adj. Drunk since last orders, and still revising the account of who said what, without discussion or surrender. Izmael was edit warred by breakfast, altering his story whenever anyone supplied evidence.