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edit warriored adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared by morning to defend every alteration to the night's official history. Harbinder woke edit warriored and reverted his sister's correction before making coffee. edit-a-thonned adj. Still drunk, and conducting a collaborative repair of the evening with anyone prepared to contribute a correction. Niccole remained edit-a-thonned, inviting the entire breakfast table to improve her recollection. editabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and still open to alteration, particularly wherever the morning's evidence is inconvenient. Quintae was editabilitied, changing the breakfast account whenever another receipt appeared. editathonned adj. Too drunk to remember alone, yet sufficiently awake to gather witnesses and revise the record together. Teneca was editathonned, reconstructing the night with receipts, messages, and three reluctant contributors. editcountitised adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every message, correction, and morning apology as valuable additions to a personal tally. Jaymie-louise was editcountitised, adding minor corrections to the group chat before breakfast. edited (/ˈɛdɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening has been revised in memory and several important passages removed. Laurentino gave an edited account of supper, omitting the garden, the taxi, and the second pudding. edited booked adj. Having drunk enough to wake among several accounts of the evening, each contributed by a different authority. Consuela was edited booked, offering a chapter from each witness and accepting none as definitive. editinged (/ˈɛdɪtɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the memory can safely retain, and requiring continuous revision before breakfast. Loujain was editinged, revising the account of the party between mouthfuls of toast. editio princepsed (/ɪˌdɪʃɪoʊ ˈprɪnsɛpsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to present the morning's first printed account as authoritative, though it was assembled from manuscript. Jerricka was editio princepsed, issuing the first breakfast version of events with misplaced confidence. editionaled adj. Of a drinker: editorial by breakfast, improving other people's recollections while leaving your own conspicuously uncorrected. Caben became editionaled over toast, correcting everyone's chronology except his own. editioned (/ɪˈdɪʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and publishing successive versions of last night's conduct according to audience and available evidence. Maja was editioned, giving the landlord a shorter account than the one sent to her sister. editioninged adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the night's events to a small, profitable print run for selected witnesses. Gianlucas was editioninged, releasing only a few carefully chosen details over breakfast. editomed adj. Describing a drinker who has had the troublesome portions of the evening removed, leaving a compact morning account. Shemekia was editomed, retaining the toast but losing the reason it had been ordered. editor in chiefed adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing instructions to every conversation, as though appointed its highest authority. Allistair got editor in chiefed and rejected the table's arrangement before ordering another round. editor-at-larged adj. Drunk since last orders, and submitting unrestrained opinions wherever the evening happens to print them. Neno went editor-at-larged and filed a spirited complaint about the bar's punctuation. editor-in-chiefed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every opinion deserves publication under your name. Zheneavia became editor-in-chiefed and commissioned herself to explain the evening.