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editor-in-chiefshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating temporary authority as a permanent term of office. Alphy became editor-in-chiefshipped and appointed a deputy to hold the crisps. editored (/ˈɛd.ɪ.təd/) adj. A drinker who edits the evidence before breakfast, correcting documents, messages, and personal testimony alike. Draidyn was editored, revising the group chat before anyone could quote it back. editoressed adj. A drinker so far gone that she appoints herself arbiter of wording, relevance and everyone else's decisions. Rachelle became editoressed and removed several sensible suggestions from the evening's plan. editorial cartooned adj. Still drunk, and reducing every current event to a pointed picture involving the nearest personality. Miquelle became editorial cartooned and drew the landlord as a sinking empire. editorial cartoonisted adj. Too drunk to explain a decision, but able to depict it as a recognisable public scandal. Selenne got editorial cartoonisted and portrayed the missing chips as a national emergency. editorial wed adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe your own bad decisions as the considered view of a modest collective. Aunalee went editorial wed and said we had decided that karaoke was necessary. editorialed (/ˌɛdɪˈtɔːɹɪəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently converting a private opinion into the official position of everyone present. Holly-louise got editorialed and announced the pub's settled view on parking. editorialisationed adj. Having drunk more than the facts can support, and adding authoritative opinion wherever a pause appears. Lakida became editorialisationed and supplied motives for everyone leaving the party. editorialisered adj. You are drunk and treating each passing impression as suitable material for a leading article. Anuoluwa became editorialisered and reviewed the queue as though addressing the nation. editorialisted adj. Having drunk enough to issue forceful opinions on events you have only just misunderstood. Husnah got editorialisted and criticised the match before learning which teams were playing. editorializationed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake commentary for evidence and announce the distinction confidently. Yosselin got editorializationed and presented her theory about the taxi as established fact. editorializered adj. Of a drinker: convinced that personal preference becomes policy when stated in a serious voice. Laighton got editorializered and declared the table's seating arrangement a public disgrace. editorializinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned every event into commentary, particularly those requiring no further comment. Yandry was editorializinged and narrated the queue's moral decline from beside the loos. editorshipped adj. Describing a drinker who assumes the position of editor and promptly approves their own worst submissions. Danyia became editorshipped and gave her late-night speech an unnecessarily grand title. editosomed adj. A drinker who edits every account of the night while leaving the underlying errors intact. Teira got editosomed and revised the story without noticing she had changed the venue. editoured adj. A drinker so far gone that the obsolete terminology returns first, particularly when explaining the morning's revisions. Kaelia was editoured, correcting the breakfast account in language nobody had used for decades.