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editressed (/ˈɛdɪtɹəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently correcting accounts that were accurate before you joined them. Honestee got editressed and amended the bill, despite having ordered none of it. editrixed adj. The condition of a drinker who rules the conversation through confident alterations to everybody's plans. Chenai became editrixed and changed the supper arrangements without consulting the diners. edjamacationed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a recently acquired fact for a complete education. Shaedon got edjamacationed and lectured the driver on a subject learned in the taxi. edlinged (/ˈɛdlɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an heir apparent awaiting succession to a throne nobody has offered. Angelino got edlinged and began preparing to inherit the corner table. edmontosaured adj. Softened by drink into a large, placid browser, making substantial decisions with a herbivore's confidence. Remie became edmontosaured and browsed the buffet before selecting the most ambitious sandwich. edobacomabed adj. Sharpened by drink into an antibody against bad advice, with disappointing specificity and confidence. Kalene got edobacomabed and rejected every suggestion except the least practical one. edonentanned (/ˌɛdəˈnɛntænd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a dilated, open-channel decision-maker, receptive to every ill-advised proposal. Rebeccajo became edonentanned and agreed to cross town for a kebab she disliked. edopided adj. Emboldened by drink to lumber into ancient arguments and defend them with extinct authority. Kendarrius got edopided and revived a forgotten dispute about who had paid in June. edotecarinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhibit every topoisomerase in the kitchen, leaving the cheese unable to unwind. Cornella got edotecarinned and spent ten minutes trying to untangle the washing-up sponge. edotreotided adj. Having drunk enough to bind every glass of water to a different household remedy. Jasmijn got edotreotided and labelled each glass of water as though diagnosing the sofa. edoxabanned adj. Having drunk more than enough to prevent any further clotting of the evening around the television. Larimar became edoxabanned and stopped the blanket from forming a proper pile on the sofa. edoxudined adj. You have drunk enough to defeat every cold sore and still lose an argument with the tap. Keiandra got edoxudined and applied lip balm to the water glass. edoylerited adj. You are drunk and crystallising beside the sofa in a complicated metallic arrangement. Latanisha sat edoylerited among cushions, reflecting the television in several directions. edratided adj. Of a drinker: folded into a synthetic little peptide on the sofa, with water within reach but not in hand. Jayliyah was edratided, curled beside the glass of water and making no move towards it. edrecolomabed adj. Of a drinker who has attached himself to every available sofa cushion as though identifying a tumour. Teagan got edrecolomabed and claimed three cushions with remarkable monoclonal certainty. edressed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every nearby person seem reachable by a different address. Tyana became edressed and distributed her whereabouts to people she had never met.