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edrioasteroided adj. Describing a drinker who has spread across the carpet in a flattened, many-armed arrangement. Orel became edrioasteroided beside the coffee table, with one hand still seeking water. edrophoniumed (/ˌɛ.dɹəˈfoʊ.ni.əmd/) adj. A drinker who stimulates every nearby muscle, especially when attempting to lift a glass. Lidell got edrophoniumed and recruited his whole body to pick up the tumbler. edscottited adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become an iron carbide deposit beneath the kitchen table. Kassi was edscottited beneath the table, dense, dark, and unwilling to relocate. edtated adj. Emboldened by drink to seize every loose metal ion in the vicinity, chiefly cutlery. Gipson got edtated and collected the restaurant's teaspoons into a single firm arrangement. edteched adj. The state of being drunk and deploying household technology for educational purposes nobody requested. Shantal got edteched and gave the microwave a detailed lesson on fractions. edu-babbled adj. The condition of a drinker who explains the washing-up in educational jargon while avoiding it. Audreona got edu-babbled and described the unwashed plates as a developmental opportunity. edubabbled adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a request for water into an educational policy briefing. Christof got edubabbled and proposed a curriculum for filling the glass. edubbaed adj. Reduced by drink to a house of tablets, preserving only old messages and a single glass of water. Daffy became edubbaed on the sofa, storing ancient texts in the notes app. edubusinessed adj. Softened by drink into commercialised education, selling the household the benefits of another glass. Aruj got edubusinessed and marketed water as a premium evening service. educabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition in which the glass of water appears teachable. Adryan became educabilitied and attempted to teach the tumbler where the coaster belonged. educabled adj. Loosened by drink into a person capable of being taught the route from sofa to kitchen. Jadi was educabled, eventually learning that the glass was beside the bed. educamationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a simple drink of water into a misremembered lesson. Gemia got educamationed and taught the kitchen chair the history of hydration. educanded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone being educated one cushion at a time. Daijanay became educanded and required instruction before standing from the sofa. educatabilitied adj. Drunk and receptive to education, provided the lesson concerns locating the nearest glass of water. Deantrae got educatabilitied and accepted careful instruction on reaching the kitchen. educated guessed adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic decision is an informed estimate based on experience and cushions. Annisha made an educated guessed attempt at the kitchen and returned with a tea towel. educated incapacitied adj. Drunk enough to preserve every household routine while being unable to change the one involving the sofa. Dawsey got educated incapacitied and followed the usual route to the wrong armchair.