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educatoresed adj. Drunk in a way that replaces plain pub speech with a vocabulary of attainment, delivery, and assessment. Rayaan got educatoresed and called the missing ashtray a resource-allocation issue. educatressed adj. Drunk, with the result that a woman at the bar becomes the evening's appointed teacher and examiner. Nickalous got educatressed and asked Ange to mark his pronunciation of every item on the menu. educed (/ɪˈdjuːsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that an inference about another round appears self-evident from an empty glass. Lillith got educed and inferred from Fortune's empty glass that the bar remained open to suggestions. educemented adj. Drunk to the extent of drawing confessions, explanations, and one unnecessary family history from the quietest regular. Samarria got educemented and drew Boglarka's entire school history out over a single stout. educered adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever draws a person out, particularly a well-timed offer of crisps. Shelbylyn got educered and brought Catherene into the conversation with a bowl of salted peanuts. educologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of a complete theory of learning, teaching, and the barmaid's methods. Tice got educologied and explained the pub's entire teaching philosophy to Jerra over a bowl of crisps. educologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and studying the pub's educational machinery as though the dartboard were a dissertation. Oladele got educologisted and examined Carell's quiz sheet for evidence of a broader learning system. educracied adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a small educational bureaucracy around the recovery process. Jessamyn woke educracied and appointed Jaimen to oversee the distribution of water. educrated (/ˈɛd͡ʒəkɹætd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and administering the pub as though the tables formed a small, troubled district. Jaslynne got educrated and reorganised the tables according to a plan nobody had requested. educted adj. Softened by drink into drawing forth a conclusion, then forgetting what it was. Gabrielangelo got educted and extracted a profound point from the pudding. eduction piped adj. Loosened by drink into directing every spent remark towards the nearest available atmosphere. Kaytlinn grew eduction piped and vented the evening's steam beneath the coat rack. eductioned (/ɪˈdʌkʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into making deductions of great precision, chiefly about whose crisps are whose. Zyking became eductioned and deduced, correctly, that Norberta had taken the last crisp. eductored adj. Emboldened by drink to elicit personal disclosures from strangers, beginning with their surname. Emillie got eductored and extracted a confession about the broken vase. edulcoranted adj. Slowed by drink to sweeten every proposition before finally agreeing to the pudding. Mayuri became edulcoranted and negotiated gently with the waiter over one more dessert. edulcorationed adj. Drunk and sweetening serious announcements until the landlord's notice sounds almost affectionate. Makynleigh got edulcorationed and announced the missing deposit with remarkable tenderness. edulcoratored adj. Drunk to the point where every glass receives a careful drop of something sweeter. Sarada became edulcoratored and dosed each glass with solemn, unnecessary precision.