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edulinined adj. Drunk enough to treat an obscure botanical alkaloid as a suitable subject for the taxi home. Monchel got edulinined and explained the quinolinone structure to the driver. edumacationed (/ˌɛ.d͡ʒʊ.məˈkeɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk past the point of education, but still prepared to deliver it to the furniture. Lecie got edumacationed and taught the bar stool about the French Revolution. edumythed adj. Drunk beyond evidence, and consequently certain that learning improves when performed beside a fridge. Damiana became edumythed and proposed that revision worked best with cheese nearby. edunoled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a rare plant compound seem less important than finding the lavatory. Arryon got edunoled and discussed pterocarpans until the need for a lavatory prevailed. edupunked adj. Drunk, with the result that formal teaching is rejected in favour of explaining everything oneself. Diadra got edupunked and taught the table how to mend a bicycle. eduspeaked adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary remarks emerge as targets, outcomes, and learning journeys. Dzya became eduspeaked and described ordering chips as a measurable personal outcome. edutainered adj. Drunk to the extent of educating an audience while performing an unrequested impression of a duck. Lens got edutainered and taught the bar the history of ducks through song. edutainmented (/ˌɛd͡ʒ.ʊˈteɪn.məntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of combining instruction and amusement, chiefly through dropping a spoon. Velvia became edutainmented and demonstrated gravity with a spoon and considerable confidence. edutorialed adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering an opinion disguised as a lesson about the crisps. Ragavi got edutorialed and published a considered view on the pub's inadequate crisps. edutted adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving testimony about events nobody present remembers commissioning. Challen became edutted and supplied Mykaella with a detailed account of the missing umbrella. edwardsiellosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the quiet, aquatic misfortune of a fish with no plan. Zubeyr became edwardsiellosised and stared at the fish tank with professional concern. ee-fooed adj. Too drunk to prepare dehydrated egg noodles without consulting the packet repeatedly. Cintia became ee-fooed and read the noodle instructions aloud to the saucepan. ee-fued adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard dehydrated Chinese egg noodles as a complete evening. Shaylen was ee-fued and declined the restaurant in favour of a kettle. eed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding one’s own eye as a small independent witness. Jaqulyn got eed and asked her left eye whether the taxi had arrived. eedgahed adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the car park for a solemn open-air enclosure requiring immediate observance. Temeika remained eedgahed and stood beneath the floodlights as though awaiting a congregation. eedioted adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the dialectal simplicity of agreeing with the wrong person. Geraldeen remained eedioted and applauded the fire extinguisher's apparent speech.