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eedjited adj. Drunk enough to make a fool of yourself before everyone else has finished introducing themselves. Coalson got eedjited and attempted to settle an argument between two strangers about whose coat was whose. eeefinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce Appalachian vocal percussion, though chiefly the hiccup. Currie became eeefinged and supplied the kebab shop with a wheezy backing track. eeephinged adj. Having drunk enough to imitate a mountain vocal technique, with the scholarly finish of a blocked nose. Irine got eeephinged and performed Appalachian percussion for the unmoved barman. eefered adj. Too drunk to perform vocal percussion without first becoming trapped in a wheezy hiccup. Vara got eefered and attempted Appalachian beatboxing beside the fruit machine. eefinged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can explain, and responding in wheezes with occasional rhythm. Yushica became eefinged and answered the landlord entirely in hiccupy percussion. eefinned adj. You have drunk enough to turn a technical vocal performance into a wheeze behind the bins. Miquella got eefinned and performed a breathless solo beside the recycling bins. eegited adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the fool at the table as yourself. Journi became eegited and asked the landlord whether he had always looked so disappointed. eejited (/[ˈiːd͡ʒɪθ͇]d/) adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, leaving the assembled company to manage both you and your opinions. Caed grew eejited and nominated Mahamoud to explain the situation to the barman. eejutted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a fool of you publicly and obliges your companions to smooth it over. Carmene got eejutted and congratulated the bride's father on an excellent retirement. eeked (/iːkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a face that the rest of the room must politely interpret. Mike got eeked and spent ten minutes pulling expressions at the barman for no stated reason. eel basketed adj. Drunk since last orders, and containing several companions' attempts to keep you from escaping. Emley was eel basketed by the station, surrounded by friends guarding both exits. eel-blennied adj. Drunk by the third round, and already behaving like a narrow, elusive presence among your companions. Watson became eel-blennied and vanished between conversations whenever Cheralyn tried to get him seated. eelblennied adj. Drunk by closing time, and retreating into a thin, cold manner that nobody can quite engage. Eiri was eelblennied by closing time, answering every question with a distant nod. eelboated adj. Still drunk, and requiring a crew of companions to guide you through the simplest passage. Brookleigh remained eelboated on the pavement, while Andreann provided directions and physical assistance. eelbucked adj. Too drunk to move directly, and best handled with the careful efficiency used for an awkward catch. Aydelis was eelbucked by the garden gate, where Endie eventually secured both shoes and dignity. eelered adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue one elusive conversational target while neglecting everyone else present. Anant got eelered and followed the quietest guest from room to room with renewed questions.