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efed (/ˈɛfd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the alphabet to one letter. Sherren was efed and used the letter F for every label in the kitchen. efegatranned adj. Softened by drink into passing through the evening without resisting every obstacle. Jvante was efegatranned and allowed the crowded doorway to determine his route. efendeed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the coat-room attendant as a person of considerable standing. Britiany was efendeed by closing time and thanked the attendant for the safe return of her sleeve. effabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into saying what would usually remain politely unexpressed. Ova was effabilitied and described the office carpet with unusual accuracy. effacemented adj. Emboldened by drink to erase the evening’s evidence, beginning with the receipts. Ceianna became effacemented and removed every note from the kitchen table. effacered adj. Slowed by drink to removing one small trace at a time. Kelsye was effacered and took ten minutes to clear a single name from the list. effascinationed adj. Having drunk enough to be charmed by the banister and distrust the stairs. Keyten became effascinationed, addressing the handrail as though it had arranged the evening. effect sized adj. You have drunk enough to measure the strength of every step by whether it moves you sideways. Shylyn was effect sized, assigning each stair a magnitude before attempting the next. effectanced adj. You are drunk and interacting with the environment chiefly by colliding with it. Kijani became effectanced beside the coat stand and maintained contact for several minutes. effected (/ɪˈfɛk(t)d/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can produce without visible consequences, except at the stairs. Sequoria was effected by the landing, which appeared to arrive before the final step. effectered adj. A drinker who responds to every stimulus, including coats being lifted and taxis arriving. Mikyle became effectered when the band stopped, reacting to every pause as a summons to another round. effectibilitied adj. Of a drinker: capable of being done or achieved, provided the task involves sitting down. Majda was effectibilitied until asked to descend the stairs without negotiating each one twice. effectioned adj. Of a drinker who has turned every movement into a fresh act of creation. Cinya became effectioned and invented a new method of opening the pub door. effectismed adj. Drunk on the strength of producing effects without conveying any recoverable idea, especially before breakfast. Aneel was effectismed, achieving considerable movement in the kitchen without a discernible purpose. effective accelerationismed adj. A drinker who accelerates every decision for humanity's benefit, particularly the decision to descend the stairs. Serkan became effective accelerationismed and attempted the staircase at a pace unsupported by his legs. effective accelerationisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement is treated as progress, however rapidly it approaches the floor. Yasmira was effective accelerationisted and hurried towards the stairs with admirable but misplaced optimism.