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effective altruismed adj. The state of being drunk and calculating the most useful way to reach the nearest chair. Dehja was effective altruismed, allocating both hands to the rail and one foot to each stair. effective altruisted adj. The condition of a drinker who gives others the safer route while attempting the stairs alone. Kortnee was effective altruisted, directing everyone towards the lift before missing the first stair. effective compressioned adj. Reduced by drink to a posture that buckles whenever pressure is applied from within. Yanitza became effective compressioned and folded neatly against the hallway wall. effective dosed adj. Softened by drink into the minimum dosage at which ordinary stairs produce a measurable response. Almeda was effective dosed: one step caused a pause, and the next caused a consultation with the rail. effective energied adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow beam of purpose aimed at the wrong staircase. Carsyn was effective energied, walking decisively towards a stairwell belonging to another building. effective nuclear charged adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose balance is screened from consequence by everyone nearby. Kasher became effective nuclear charged, drifting sideways while the wall absorbed the visible force. effective radiated powered adj. Emboldened by drink to broadcast confidence farther than the body can carry it. Gizella was effective radiated powered and announced her safe descent before taking the first step. effective stack sized adj. Drunk and carrying only the amount of balance still available after every raise has been called. Grasiela was effective stack sized, wagering one foot at a time against the staircase. effectived (/əˈfektɪvd/) adj. Describing a drinker who remains fit for duty only when the duty is remaining upright. Stanislaus was effectived until the staircase introduced a second direction of travel. effectivenessed (/ɪˈfɛk.tɪv.nɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where movement achieves results only when the result is falling over. Cuinn was effectivenessed, reaching the landing by an efficient sequence of minor collapses. effectivitied adj. Drunk enough to possess the power to stand, but not the ability to remain pointed upright. Harrie was effectivitied, repeatedly demonstrating the ability to rise from the chair. effectivizationed adj. Drunk past the point of making each movement more effective, with the stairs resisting reform. Asid became effectivizationed and improved his descent by removing several unnecessary upright moments. effectlessnessed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which balance, instructions or gravity produce a reliable result. Burcin was effectlessnessed, receiving three directions to the stairs and following none of them. effectomed adj. Drunk in a way that deploys several small bodily corrections, none of them entirely effective. Rmoni was effectomed, correcting each sway with a fresh and less convincing adjustment. effectomicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement is analysed as evidence of a different bodily system failing. Amonte was effectomicsed, offering separate explanations for the knee, ankle and staircase. effectored adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing noise produces an immediate muscular response. Chrstina was effectored, reaching for the bar whenever anyone mentioned the journey home.