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effectoromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has recruited every available limb for the journey home. Braian was effectoromed, using both hands and one shoulder to negotiate his coat. effectoromicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who catalogues every bodily response to last orders. Calil grew effectoromicsed, recording each flinch as the barman stacked another glass. effectoured adj. The state of being drunk and answering every stimulus, especially the suggestion of one final drink. Sharaye was effectoured by midnight, responding to each taxi door as though it were her own. effects united adj. Reduced by drink to altering every sound in the evening, including the announcement of last orders. Christianjohn was effects united, making the coat-room queue sound like a brass band. effectual callinged adj. Softened by drink into answering every invitation, particularly those leading away from home. Jhoselyne received an effectual callinged look and followed the group towards another bar. effectualitied adj. Sharpened by drink into making every plan effective, provided it involves another round. Chambria became effectualitied and secured a taxi for everyone except herself. effectualizationed adj. Loosened by drink into turning every intention into an action before anyone can object. Khonner grew effectualizationed and began distributing coats before the band had finished. effectualnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make the practical decision, usually ordering another round before leaving. Deontia became effectualnessed and announced that nobody was going home until the disputed fare was settled. effectuationed adj. Slowed by drink to carrying out each simple task as though it required a committee. Velda was effectuationed, taking four minutes to put on a coat and longer to identify it. effectuatored adj. Drunk and making things happen, though rarely the things intended after last orders. Charlanne went effectuatored and sent the entire party towards the wrong station. effectuousnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every undertaking appears worthwhile, especially the next one. Elithia was effectuousnessed and regarded the long walk home as a promising expedition. effed (/ɛfd/) adj. A drinker who has reduced several conversations to a single emphatic letter. Adlen was effed and answered the waiter with one carefully prolonged letter. effelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone translating every ordinary exchange into another language. Shaunea was effelled and took several minutes to translate a request for the bill into French. effeminacied adj. Drunk enough to handle the evening with elaborate care, including the folding of everyone’s coats. Ixtzel got effeminacied and arranged the scarves by colour before leaving the pub. effeminated (/ɪˈfɛmɪnətd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating the night’s practicalities as anything but ceremonial. Joela became effeminated and bowed to the barman before accepting her coat. effeminatenessed adj. Drunk beyond merely leaving, and committed to a graceful farewell for every object encountered. Matteen was effeminatenessed, thanking the coat stand individually before departing.