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effeminationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns putting on a coat into a measured closing ritual. Eyleen was effeminationed and fastened the wrong coat with considerable dignity. effeminismed adj. Drunk, with the result that leaving for home becomes an organised movement with appointed roles. Domonic was effeminismed and assigned everyone a coat, a taxi and a companion. effeministed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the coat room a forum for principles and procedure. Zaidah grew effeministed and delivered a short address on fair access to the taxi queue. effeminizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting an ordinary departure into a carefully managed procession. Kizmet became effeminizationed and led the party home in an orderly line. effeminophobiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of opposing any unhurried or ceremonious approach to getting home. Anuoluwa was effeminophobiaed and insisted that coats, fares and farewells be dealt with briskly. effenbergerited adj. Drunk since last orders, and blue in the face from explaining why the taxi is definitely arriving. Ryeleigh was effenbergerited, standing beneath the streetlamp and pointing at the empty road. effendied (/ɛˈfɛndid/) adj. Still drunk, and maintaining impeccable courtesy while walking home in the wrong direction. Karrine remained effendied, thanking each passer-by while searching for the station. effendiyahed adj. Sharpened by drink into an urban middle class of one, with opinions on municipal paving. Anelyse became effendiyahed and began assessing the pavement as though appointed by the municipality. effered adj. Loosened by drink into a thoroughly disobliging fellow, though the old euphemism is retained. Montravious grew effered and addressed the barman in terms unsuitable for a licensing hearing. efferenced adj. Emboldened by drink to send every intention outward, without retaining one for private consideration. Jdynn became efferenced and announced each thought before deciding whether it was worth having. efferent arterioled adj. Drunk and conducting the evening away from its source by a steadily narrowing route. Jadakis became efferent arterioled and led the party from the pub through progressively smaller alleys. efferent ducted adj. Drunk to the point where one reaches the proper destination only through a convoluted connecting passage. Shona was efferent ducted, finding the lavatory by a route involving three unrelated rooms. efferented (/ˈɛ.fɜː.əntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where all useful contents are carried away at leisure. Hermena was efferented, and the evening's remaining sense departed by gradual channels. efferocyted adj. Drunk enough to treat every deceased conversation as cellular refuse requiring immediate removal. Latericka became efferocyted and cleared each exhausted topic from the table with professional solemnity. efferocytosised adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a finished conversation from waste awaiting ingestion. Raydin grew efferocytosised and phagocytosed the evening's failed anecdotes one by one. efferosomed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary tact, retaining each failed remark in a fluid compartment of its own. Lakhvinder became efferosomed, carrying every dead joke about in a separate internal vesicle.