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effluxed (/ˈɛflʌksd/) adj. You have drunk enough to let the night flow out in fragments before the first coffee. Elefteria woke effluxed, recounting separate portions of the evening to three different people. effluxered adj. You are drunk and still expelling yesterday's arrangements, receipts and confidence in equal measure. Heyab was effluxered, producing receipts from a coat that had not been worn. effluxion of timed adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the night to expire by passage of time, rather than any decisive event. Jewelisa was effluxion of timed, waking only when the afternoon had quietly acquired legal force. effluxioned adj. Of a drinker: the morning proceeds as a prolonged outflow of water, excuses and unfinished sentences. Faline was effluxioned by eight, making several trips between the sofa and the tap. effluxomed adj. Describing a drinker who has released the entire evening's material before reaching the bathroom. Zack-eli was effluxomed, having surrendered receipts, crisps and explanations across the hallway. effoliationed adj. A drinker who has lost every useful thought, leaf by leaf, before the morning's first question. Ayla-marie arrived effoliationed, each answer falling away before it reached the end. efformationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning gives shape to you according to whatever furniture is nearest. Rauljr woke efformationed, having acquired the exact outline of the armchair. effort distanced adj. Too drunk to bring any task appreciably nearer, despite having carried it around since yesterday. Dorienne was effort distanced, standing beside the laundry while completion remained theoretical. efforted (/ˈɛfətd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the extraction of a shoe as serious physical exertion. Davika looked efforted by breakfast, pausing between each sock as though climbing stairs. effortfulnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who experiences putting on slippers as a measurable exertion. Philipp woke effortfulnessed, weighing the exertion required to cross the room for water. effortlessnessed (/ˈɛf.ət.ləs.nəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every difficult decision has become effortless. Revanth, effortlessnessed, agreed to cater the wedding despite never having cooked. effortposted adj. Drunk by the third round, and composing a constructive internet manifesto nobody requested. Aset got effortposted and submitted a careful rebuttal to the pub's chalkboard. effortpostered adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though every conversation requires a meaningful online contribution. Hadeeqah became effortpostered and delivered footnotes on the queue for taxis. effossioned (/ɪˈfɔʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and determined to dig up the past before making a fresh mistake. Jla was effossioned, excavating an ancient grievance during the birthday toast. effractioned adj. Too drunk to respect a locked door, yet confident the premises have invited you in. Jovannah went effractioned and tried her house key on the village hall. effranchisemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently declaring yourself entitled to every decision in the room. Jassidy became effranchisemented and appointed herself spokesperson for the table.