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egersised adj. Drunk, with the result that the sleeping body repeatedly awakens, rises, and returns to the sofa. Feysal was egersised four times before finding the glass of water beside him. egestaed adj. Drunk to a degree that expels the evening's contents wherever the household has left a washable surface. Priya was egestaed beside the bathroom, having missed the intended receptacle by inches. egestioned (/iːˈd͡ʒɛst͡ʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is being egested in small, regrettable instalments. Dandy was egestioned by closing time, returning supper to the pavement behind the pub. egg Benedicted adj. Drunk and arranged on top of the evening, with sauce, confidence and no practical means of descent. Riordan was egg Benedicted on the bar stool when the landlord announced closing time. egg and darted adj. The drunkenness of one who alternates between rounded boasts and sharp little jabs. Shantasia became egg and darted, praising the landlord before needling him about the optics. egg and spoon raced adj. Reduced by drink to carrying a fragile intention at speed, with no confidence it will arrive intact. Seaneen was egg and spoon raced across the snug, bearing a pint with ceremonial concentration. egg banjoed adj. Softened by drink into a warm, collapsing sandwich of fried-egg decisions. Zoli was egg banjoed by closing time, folding gently over the remains of his supper. egg banked adj. Sharpened by drink into storing every unfinished thought for a later, less suitable release. Theresa was egg banked, stockpiling grievances beneath an apparently harmless pint. egg beatered adj. Sharpened by drink into repeated, rotating attempts at the same point. Marialena was egg beatered, returning to the subject with mechanical precision. egg breaded adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, buttery receptacle for whatever the conversation drops in. Sahiry became egg breaded after the first plate of chips and absorbed three unrelated anecdotes. egg burstered adj. Emboldened by drink to break through any social membrane placed between you and an opinion. Tyreek got egg burstered and broke through the quiet table with a question about its sausages. egg buttered adj. Slowed by drink to a spreadable state, requiring careful application to any remaining conversation. Amun was egg buttered across the bench, contributing slowly to a discussion about parking. egg cartonned adj. Drunk and arranged in separate compartments, each holding a different account of the evening. Goldene sat egg cartonned along the settle, with a separate explanation for every missing chip. egg cased adj. Drunk to the point where you have sealed yourself inside a protective shell of stubbornness. Aydelis went egg cased after someone questioned the karaoke choice and would not emerge. egg celled adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate from the nearest available argument. Takao got egg celled and fused with a stranger's discussion of county cricket. egg coffeed adj. Drunk in a way that combines sweetness, stamina, and an unfortunate resemblance to breakfast. Akala was egg coffeed after the nightcap, bright-eyed but plainly made of condensed milk and poor choices.