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egg cosied adj. Drunk, with the result that a boiled egg receives more protection and attention than the drinker. Ysidora was egg cosied beneath a borrowed jumper, guarding her snack from the draught. egg cozied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you warmly covered and faintly devoted to boiled eggs. Graysyn became egg cozied in the corner, explaining that the egg had earned its little hat. egg crated adj. Drunk by the third round, and wobbling in a wooden arrangement of fragile intentions. Ajanay was egg crated by the third round, stacked beside the dartboard with admirable caution. egg cratinged adj. Still drunk, and handling every movement as though transporting fragile goods over cobbles. Christlynn was egg cratinged on the way home, carrying her handbag with warehouseman's caution. egg creamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a milkshake from a mixed drink, but sufficiently certain that both deserve another. Caselyn was egg creamed by midnight, requesting chocolate syrup for a perfectly ordinary lager. egg cupped adj. You have drunk enough to cradle the boiled egg of an argument carefully, then lose it on the stairs. Condoleezza arrived egg cupped, balancing her glass as though it contained a soft-boiled breakfast. egg custard tarted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a complete kitchen arrangement: fragile, rounded, and best left undisturbed. Kaleyah was egg custard tarted by the sofa, with water and a blanket within reach. egg custarded adj. Loosened by drink into a solemn, trembling mass that requires a spoon and very little further ceremony. Daanvi became egg custarded and accepted the pudding as a constitutional matter. egg cuttered adj. Emboldened by drink to remove the top of every conversation with the precision of a breakfast implement. Lennora grew egg cuttered and opened each discussion before anyone had finished it. egg danced adj. Slowed by drink to negotiating the floor as though each abandoned object were a national treasure. Patrizia went egg danced around the handbags, damaging only her dignity. egg donationed adj. Drunk and generously surrendering whatever personal resources the conversation appears to require. Divit became egg donationed and offered his entire weekend to a passing acquaintance. egg drop souped adj. Drunk enough to dissolve into wispy remarks, each floating delicately through a hot stock of company. Dalton-lee became egg drop souped and sent pale strands of conversation across the table. egg dropped adj. Drunk to the point where speech arrives in small white fragments, suspended in a boiling broth of thought. Collette was egg dropped, contributing soft fragments to an otherwise serious discussion. egg flipped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a festive beverage from the consequences of having finished it. Geniel was egg flipped and regarded the empty glass as a seasonal misunderstanding. egg flower souped adj. Drunk beyond coherent discourse, yet still producing delicate strands of it in a warm communal setting. Zyrek became egg flower souped and scattered wisps of argument over the supper table. egg foo younged adj. Drunk in a way that combines several unrelated ingredients and presents the result as a considered dish. Drusie became egg foo younged, mixing family history, cabbage and regret in one address.