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egg foo yunged adj. Drunk, with the result that assorted fragments of the evening have been folded together and served as an argument. Jaynell grew egg foo yunged and combined the landlord, parsley and constitutional law. egg fruited adj. Reduced by drink to a dense, sweetly confident state in which speech must be cut into portions. Matthewalexande was egg fruited and delivered his address in thick, separate mouthfuls.
egg hunted adj. Drunk to a degree that every coloured object in the room appears deliberately concealed for your discovery. Justin-lee became egg hunted and searched beneath the curtains for the night's refreshments. egg in a basketed adj. Drunk to the extent of enclosing one sound decision within a much larger, less reliable structure. Shambrica went egg in a basketed and placed her one good idea inside a speech about toast. egg in a holed adj. Drunk on the strength of having found a convenient opening and put the rest of the evening through it. Jacinda became egg in a holed and guided every topic through the same narrow anecdote. egg in a nested adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed around a central notion of safety that is mostly buttered bread. Meygan was egg in a nested, asleep within the protective arrangement of coat and chair. egg in one's beered adj. Still drunk, and discovering an unexpected bonus in every glass, cupboard and administrative error. Marquett was egg in one's beered and found a complimentary packet of crisps in his pocket. egg matzaed adj. Too drunk to accept plain flour and water when the evening plainly requires enrichment. Marieo became egg matzaed and insisted the supper needed juice, egg and a formal blessing. egg matzahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to improve a perfectly adequate staple with egg, juice and a solemn explanation. Knoxley grew egg matzahed and enhanced the bar snack with ingredients nobody had requested. egg matzoed adj. Having drunk enough to regard plain water as an impoverished basis for any respectable nourishment. Chol became egg matzoed and proposed egg and juice as amendments to the supper. egg mayonnaised adj. Having drunk more than the cold buffet can reasonably forgive, and decorating it regardless. Nakysha became egg mayonnaised and crowned the salad with an egg of administrative importance. egg mooned adj. You have drunk enough to rise full, pale and conspicuously over the April garden of the night. Verena became egg mooned and stood glowing beneath the pub's modest lighting. egg nogged adj. Reduced by drink to a rich, festive softness, with rum, brandy or whisky evidently involved. Breiah was egg nogged by the Christmas round and misplaced her coat in the hall. egg noodled adj. You are drunk and stretching every thought into a long, pale strand before finally serving it. Tavione grew egg noodled, extending a simple answer through three sauces of explanation. egg of Columbused adj. Of a drinker: possessed of a brilliant discovery which becomes obvious immediately after it has been explained. Tyris arrived egg of Columbused and announced that the missing keys were in his hand.
egg on horsebacked adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home appears to require a steak beneath it. Naylea was egg on horsebacked and asked whether the taxi came with a grilled foundation.