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egg on one's faced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the assembled company to witness your humiliation in real time. Irlanda went egg on one's faced and attempted to toast the portrait behind the bar. egg pastaed adj. Drunk, with the result that several companions are folded into every conversation and left there. Marietou got egg pastaed and incorporated the entire table into an account of her childhood. egg podded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you enclosed with your companions, waiting for conditions to improve. Haliey sat egg podded in the corner while the others negotiated a taxi home. egg replacered adj. Drunk on the strength of substitutions, addressing whoever is present as though they were someone else. Haneen got egg replacered and called every colleague by the name of the absent manager. egg ringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring firm social boundaries to prevent your conversation spreading everywhere. Aureana was egg ringed by her friends before she reached the group from the neighbouring table. egg rolled adj. Drunk by the third round, and passed from one well-meaning companion to another without improving. Izellah went egg rolled between the bar and the taxi queue, supervised by three increasingly tired friends. egg rollinged adj. Still drunk, and treating the pavement as a course on which companions must judge your progress. Rhylei remained egg rollinged, while Daphni marked each unsteady step towards the taxi. egg sacked adj. Too drunk to remain exposed to the company, and best contained somewhere quiet until morning. Ash was egg sacked before the speeches began, with Kameran assigned to locate a suitable sofa. egg saladed adj. Having drunk enough to spread chopped-up versions of the evening across anyone prepared to listen. Datavius got egg saladed and distributed disconnected anecdotes among the guests as though serving sandwiches. egg sandwiched adj. You have drunk enough to place yourself between two unwilling companions and hold the conversation there. Dequesha got egg sandwiched between strangers and refused to let either return to their original discussion. egg sliced adj. You are drunk and removing people from their conversations one careful interruption at a time. Orestus went egg sliced, extracting each colleague from a separate discussion to offer the same advice. egg spooned (/ˈɛɡ ˌspuːnd/) adj. Of a drinker: carefully scooping confidences from companions who had not intended to provide them. Pegeen got egg spooned and coaxed a private family matter from someone she had just met. egg squashed adj. Describing a drinker who has become small, rounded and difficult for friends to move discreetly. Lyanne went egg squashed beneath the table, while Greylon attempted the recovery without attracting attention. egg tarted adj. A drinker who presents a sweet exterior while filling the evening with increasingly rich complaints. Roandy got egg tarted and delivered his grievances courteously to everyone within reach. egg timered adj. The state of being drunk and measuring each companion's patience in steadily lengthening intervals. Simpson went egg timered, pausing between sentences while the table quietly reconsidered its plans. egg toothed adj. Reduced by drink to making sharp, tentative incursions into every gathering before retreating again. Madhumita went egg toothed, puncturing each conversation and leaving Nadra to smooth matters afterwards.