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ET'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the time on the clock from the time elsewhere. Georgio was ET'd and arrived for supper according to another coast. ET-743'd adj. A drinker who treats a minor social ailment with a particular and unnecessarily potent remedy. Anarosa got ET-743'd and prescribed a strong chemical solution to an awkward silence. ET50'd adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that half the room will reach sobriety before you do. Cittlali got ET50'd and announced the precise moment everyone would become sensible again. ET743'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a proprietary remedy seems the obvious answer to ordinary hesitation. Alexine got ET743'd and offered a cancer drug for the problem of choosing pudding. ETA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your arrival is repeatedly imminent but never geographically supported. Leium was ETA'd, sending updates from the pub while insisting he was nearly outside. ETB'd adj. Slowed by drink to waking after the pub with every errand requiring a committee meeting. Jynelle was ETB'd, unable to decide whether breakfast required minutes or merely toast. ETC'd adj. Softened by drink into a chain of small morning tasks, each carrying the last one forward. Nasiyah was ETC'd, transporting herself from bed to kettle by a series of reluctant stages. ETCS'd adj. Describing a drinker who collects a toll from every doorway, chair, and passing acquaintance. Jayleena got ETCS'd and charged each friend a story before allowing them past. ETD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to break every exchange into abrupt transfers, leaving companions to reconstruct the meaning. Xanthe became ETD'd and transferred half-sentences to Lazariyah across the table. ETF'd adj. You are drunk and spread across several departing plans, each traded publicly but none completed. Haneesh was ETF'd, distributing himself among three taxi plans after last orders. ETFE'd adj. Softened by drink into a transparent covering for the draughtiest corner of the pub. Aulon grew ETFE'd and wrapped himself around the chilly window seat. ETI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming every unanswered question must have an intelligent source elsewhere. O'shea grew ETI'd and blamed the missing crisps on a civilisation beyond the window. ETKT'd adj. The state of being drunk and convinced a virtual ticket will admit you to a pub already entered. Arkadiusz was ETKT'd, searching his phone for admission to the bar he was sitting in. ETLA'd adj. The state of being drunk and expanding every short expression into a longer one, usually inaccurately. Kemone was ETLA'd and expanded the pub's initials into an administrative department. ETNO'd adj. The state of being drunk and orbiting the farthest edge of the conversation. Maraia was ETNO'd, circling the outskirts of the discussion without making contact. ETO'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to exercise the option of leaving, despite its being exchange-traded repeatedly. Geneva was ETO'd, exercising the option of another round whenever the taxi was mentioned.