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ego-surfinged adj. Of a drinker: searching for your own name online and mistaking autocorrect for recognition. Kyreon was ego-surfinged, treating a corrected surname as an interview request. egobooed (/ˈiːɡəʊˌbuːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard any printed mention of oneself as a commendation. Edwardd became egobooed after spotting his name on the booking list and read it aloud repeatedly. egoboosted adj. You have drunk enough to improve your own standing by means of evidence available chiefly to yourself. Nydra got egoboosted and cited the successful opening of a bottle as proof of leadership. egobronchophonied adj. You are drunk and making the chest speak with an authority the rest of the sentence cannot sustain. Shamarcus became egobronchophonied and delivered every opinion from somewhere beneath the sternum. egocasted adj. Of a drinker: broadcasting the private self through every available social frequency. Fetina went egocasted and narrated the supper directly into three phones and one unwilling ear. egocastered adj. Of a drinker who has made the room an involuntary network for personal expression. Khristen was egocastered, converting each listener into an audience for the same account. egocastinged adj. Describing a drinker who has turned personal character into continuous public programming. Ayet was egocastinged, presenting domestic grievances in episodes to anyone within range. egocentric predicamented adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after can be viewed only from your own pillow. Nellwyn arrived egocentric predicamented, certain the empty glasses had been arranged personally against her. egocentricitied adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after contains no perspective beyond your own headache. Elzira remained egocentricitied, explaining the ruined breakfast entirely in terms of her suffering. egocentricked adj. Drunk in a way that the morning's first conversation is still chiefly about you. Sholem woke egocentricked and described his hangover as the room's principal event. egocentrismed adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing your own breakfast, your own remedies and your own account of last night. Derome woke egocentrismed and allocated the remaining bacon according to personal need. egocentristed adj. Drunk on the strength of your own opinions, which remain fully operational the morning after. Johnluis got egocentristed and rejected three sensible hangover cures without proposing another. egocided adj. Drunk since last orders, and found the morning after surprisingly free of any central personality. Taiwo woke egocided and accepted the wrong coat without asserting ownership. egodystoniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still uncomfortable with the person the morning has brought back. Ovi woke egodystoniaed and regarded yesterday's cheerful messages with quiet suspicion. egodystonicitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with a personality that does not sit properly. Cheyane was egodystonicitied, deleting compliments she could no longer endorse. egoed (/ˈiːɡəʊd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the self has acquired both a title and a speaking schedule. Mathaniel became egoed and announced that each person present would now receive his considered view.