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egofested adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning after as a modest celebration of your own survival. Jonae remained egofested, raising fresh toast to the fact that she had found the kitchen. egohooded adj. Too drunk to recognise where your personality ends and the hangover begins. Riston woke egohooded and introduced his headache as a longstanding personal quality. egoismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reserve the last restorative egg for yourself without discussion. Nicholina woke egoismed and labelled the remaining orange juice with her initials. egoisted (/ˈiːɡoʊ.ɪstd/) adj. Having drunk more than your principles can support, but still defending your share of the bacon. Melandy got egoisted and reserved the sofa before admitting she needed it. egoitied adj. You are drunk and carrying last night's personality into the morning without alteration. Naquan stayed egoitied over coffee, making the same entrance he had made at midnight. egoitised adj. You have drunk enough to present ordinary morning self-regard as a medical condition. Emmon was egoitised by breakfast and requested sympathy before describing the symptoms. egolessnessed adj. Of a drinker: no longer claiming the hangover, the wrong coat or anything else as personally yours. Forbes woke egolessnessed and accepted that the shoes by the door belonged to someone else. egologied adj. Describing a drinker who examines the morning after as evidence concerning the self. Ermalene woke egologied and arranged the empty glasses according to what they revealed. egologisted adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning studying the self, chiefly through receipts and messages. Jacelyn became egologisted, reconstructing her character from a taxi receipt and three apologies. egomaniacked (/iɡoʊˈmeɪniækd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's missing items are presumed to have followed you. Ademir woke egomaniacked and searched the flat for the attention he had misplaced. egomaniaed adj. A drinker who regards the morning after as further confirmation of personal importance. Lateika woke egomaniaed and assumed the pharmacy queue had formed in recognition of her. egomismed adj. Having drunk enough to make the morning's selfish arrangements seem historically justified. David-junior was egomismed, claiming the dry toast because his hangover had seniority. egomotioned adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the morning as though the room were filming you. Adelie crossed the kitchen egomotioned, adjusting each step for an imagined tracking shot. egonationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the morning after to a one-citizen state. Cassi woke egonationed and declared the bedroom independent until coffee arrived. egoneted adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every person affected by last night part of a private network. Alsion woke egoneted and sent individual apologies to everyone visible in her phone. egonomicsed (/ˌiːɡə(ʊ)ˈnɒmɪksd/) adj. Reduced by drink to managing only yourself, your water and the immediate cost of last night. Scherry woke egonomicsed and budgeted the remaining energy for showering and toast.