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egophiled adj. Softened by drink into admiring yourself in the morning mirror despite the evidence. Aashana woke egophiled and complimented the mirror for retaining such a promising subject. egophonied adj. Still drunk, and making a convincing sheep-noise whenever asked for medical advice. Shurlene remained egophonied, listening to her breathing as though it belonged to livestock.
egophoricitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish your own feelings from universal law. Jaeven grew egophoricitied and treated his private preference as binding policy. egorotationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to rotate your eyes around an imaginary axis while insisting the room is moving. Vanille became egorotationed and blamed the revolving room for missing the chair. egoscanned adj. Having drunk enough to search every publication for your name, including the menu. Tikyra got egoscanned and found her surname in the pie description. egostanned adj. Having drunk more than the population of your imaginary country, and appointing yourself its entire cabinet. Jadavian became egostanned and issued passports to the people at his table. egosurfered adj. You have drunk enough to search your own name, then congratulate the search results. Kyrese was egosurfered and read an old forum mention aloud as breaking news. egosurfinged adj. Of a drinker who has searched their own name and found sufficient evidence to alter the itinerary. Cailyn became egosurfinged and abandoned dinner for a pilgrimage to an unrelated website. egosyntoniaed adj. Describing a drinker who regards every questionable decision as perfectly consistent with the self. Shavar grew egosyntoniaed and defended the hedge as an intentional shortcut. egosyntonicitied adj. A drinker who accepts every impulse as evidence of sound personal judgement. Nenette became egosyntonicitied and called the locked broom cupboard a sensible destination. egotheismed adj. A drinker so far gone that a raised glass becomes a small act of self-worship. Burnell got egotheismed and demanded a toast to his handling of the toast. egotismed adj. The state of being drunk and making every conversation return, by ingenious routes, to oneself. Jayin was egotismed and connected the pub quiz to his childhood within minutes. egotisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every listener as an audience assembled for him. Selbert got egotisted and gave the coat stand a detailed account of his career. egotrippinged adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a short walk to the toilets for a ceremonial procession. Ariyel was egotrippinged and expected applause on returning from the lavatory. egred adj. Too drunk to distinguish the upward direction from a persuasive arrangement of furniture. Trusha was egred and addressed the first stair as though it were an obstacle course.
egregiositied adj. Reduced by drink to proposing a plainly terrible idea with the confidence of a reformer. Virgia became egregiositied and suggested replacing the pub door with a turnstile.
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