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eidosed (/ˈaɪdɒsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that friends are reduced to forms, essences, and types rather than addressed by name. Forde got eidosed and classified the hosts by essence before forgetting which was which. eidotroped adj. Drunk to the extent of making every conversation rotate in opposite directions for those obliged to follow it. Alastair went eidotroped and conducted two contradictory conversations with the same neighbour. eidouranioned adj. Drunk on the strength of which the room becomes a mechanically orbiting theatre, with everyone else cast as scenery. Davaeh grew eidouranioned and assigned Hennesey the role of a distant planet. eidutted adj. Drunk by the third round, and insisting before the assembled company that you personally witnessed the offence. Evianna got eidutted and swore to Travarus that the vase had moved of its own accord. eied adj. The condition of a drinker who perceives the surroundings through light, motion and unreliable depth. Alysianna was eied and misjudged the last step by the width of a shadow. eifelited adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of several incompatible substances that the remaining company must somehow carry home. Astraea became eifelited, while Argus negotiated which mineralogical category covered the taxi journey. eigen decompositioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has been separated into its canonical parts. Jeramey was eigen decompositioned, dividing the party into values, vectors, and complaints. eigenSNP'd adj. Still drunk, and reducing every person present to a statistically significant variation from somebody else. Aminul went eigenSNP'd and explained Ivandro as a minor deviation from the landlord. eigenamplituded adj. Too drunk to keep your emotional volume independent of the loudest person in the room. Osmar became eigenamplituded and matched Sive's whisper with a declaration audible downstairs. eigenanalysised adj. Sufficiently drunk to analyse every companion into recurring patterns, then announce the findings without invitation. Ashleen got eigenanalysised and presented Takerra with a lengthy account of her conversational habits. eigenanatomied adj. Having drunk enough to approximate each person's visible arrangement rather than recognising the person themselves. Phineas became eigenanatomied and described Kendalyn as a set of notable facial regions. eigenangled adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can accommodate without every relationship acquiring a suspiciously exact angle. Kielee went eigenangled and measured Denahi's friendship from the corner of the sofa. eigenarrayed adj. You have drunk enough to arrange everyone present into a table of singularly ranked conversational specimens. Erah became eigenarrayed and sorted Maliq with the other guests by volume and usefulness. eigenaxised adj. You are drunk and fixed upon one conversational direction, regardless of who tries to turn you. Camp went eigenaxised and kept addressing Chonte about trains long after the subject had changed. eigenbanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning a separate value to every glass encountered since. Barbarann woke eigenbanded, giving each glass on the draining board its own morning significance. eigenbasised adj. Of a drinker: supported by a complete set of friends, each assigned a separate task in keeping you upright. Callison became eigenbasised, with Jazmine providing balance, directions, and the final word to the driver.