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EUA'd adj. Having drunk enough to authorise the immediate use of an untested method of walking. Malajah was EUA'd and approved a sideways descent without consulting anyone. EUEM'd adj. Loosened by drink into an ongoing review of whether the sofa and kitchen meet user expectations. Marckos was EUEM'd, assessing the sofa's comfort aloud while declining to leave it. EUF'd adj. Too drunk to conceal an accidental loss of dignity when the dressing gown proves insufficient. Betty got EUF'd and discovered, too late, that the laundry basket offered no meaningful cover. EUI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a unique identifier for each glass and forgotten the numbering scheme. Jeanene became EUI'd and labelled the wine glasses according to an obsolete personal system. EULA'd (/ˈjuːləd/) adj. Reduced by drink to accepting every restriction without reading it, then confidently disputing the terms. Ayrica got EULA'd and agreed to carry everyone's coats without examining the arrangement. EUPD'd adj. Slowed by drink to alternating between declaring the evening ruined and asking whether anyone wants pudding. Tiy got EUPD'd, announced the evening's collapse, then requested sticky toffee pudding. EUS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and using imagined internal pictures to settle ordinary disputes. Delayla was EUS'd and settled the argument by consulting an ultrasound no one else could see. EUV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who emits high-energy opinions at the shortest possible wavelength. Naureen was EUV'd, delivering intense little verdicts between sips of cider. EUianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the entire house as a borderless union with free movement between rooms. Dolen became EUianed and carried the sofa blanket freely across three domestic jurisdictions. EV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on a quiet internal motor to reach the taxi rank. Jayneen left EV'd, gliding past the smokers without acknowledging the kerb. EVA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of leaving the sofa for a brief, poorly supported kitchen mission. Brig went EVA'd for water and returned having lost contact with the sitting room. EVALI'd adj. A drinker who has spent the evening coughing politely into a vaping device. Keiralyn got EVALI'd and blamed the vape for the stout's after-effects. EVAP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has shed all control of emissions while insisting the system is functioning. Taigon was EVAP'd, and Leily opened every window without asking for a technical explanation. EVAR'd adj. Loosened by drink into an internal repair project, with the alarming section left for tomorrow. Eurith was EVAR'd by closing time and began repairing an imaginary weakness behind the bar. EVC'd adj. Drunk and proceeding under faulty onboard supervision, particularly at points requiring a change of direction. Egzona was EVC'd, overshooting the platform and apologising to the timetable. EVD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a short staircase into a prolonged clinical episode. Yocasta was EVD'd, pausing halfway down to reassess the existence of the next step.