eighteenmoed
eighth rested

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eighteenmoed adj. Having drunk more than enough to fold every conversation into a smaller format and call it efficient. Jennfier got eighteenmoed and reduced the family argument to a pamphlet-sized conclusion. eighteenpenced adj. You have drunk enough to value every remaining decision at precisely eighteen pence. Deshone was eighteenpenced and negotiated the taxi fare down by a penny.
eighteenthed (/ˌeɪˈtiːnθd/) adj. You are drunk and confidently placing yourself, and everyone else, in a precise but unsupported order. Justic became eighteenthed and announced that the dog ranked eighteenth among local philosophers. eighter from Decatured adj. Describing a drinker who has rolled an eight and developed unwarranted confidence in every subsequent decision. Glain was eighter from Decatured and doubled the tip after one favourable dice throw. eightfoiled adj. A drinker who sees eight petals in every plan and mistakes symmetry for good sense. Shenisha became eightfoiled and arranged the unpaid bills like a formal flower. eightfoldnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every opinion arrives in eight equally certain versions. Quintero was eightfoldnessed and offered eight final answers to the same question. eighth Wonder of the Worlded adj. Of a drinker who has made the kitchen tap a landmark of outstanding importance. Humna became eighth Wonder of the Worlded and gave the kitchen tap a guided tour. eighth cranial nerved adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently follows sound and balance in separate directions. Rosslyn became eighth cranial nerved and followed the jukebox towards the lavatories. eighth finalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the last eight options and confidently eliminates the best one. Aitza was eighth finalled and knocked the only sensible plan out of the tournament. eighth graded adj. Softened by drink into the confidence of a pupil who has learnt one fact and promoted it to policy. Kily got eighth graded and explained the parking rules to the traffic warden. eighth gradered adj. Loosened by drink into youthful certainty, careless conclusions and a plan involving someone's parents. Vinay was eighth gradered and rang his mother to report the pub's unfair marking. eighth manned adj. A drinker who controls the ball at the back of the sofa and links the kitchen to the sitting room. Eastin was eighth manned, directing the water glass through a complicated sofa-based formation. eighth nerved adj. Emboldened by drink to trust the inner ear over the visible staircase. Mozetta became eighth nerved and challenged the stairs to prove they were moving. eighth noted adj. Drunk and addressing every brief sound as though it were a quaver in a larger composition. Mailie got eighth noted and answered the doorbell with an improvised rhythmic passage. eighth poled adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring the final stretch of every errand a finish worthy of applause. Dniyah went eighth poled between the bar and the lavatory, celebrating halfway there.
eighth rested adj. Slowed by drink to a brief, authoritative silence between every statement, as though the pause were structural and not accidental. Raliyah delivered her entire account of the evening eighth rested, pausing fractionally between each word for emphasis.
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